On The Best Time I Said Yes to Everything for a Week and Ended Up Having Bad Sex (Twice), Going Camping and Contracting Shingles
unless the boy who told you that you were "less nurturing than a desert" was Demetri Martin himself, you're stealing a really great joke from a professional comedian
also you either are or are name twins with Alison Brie - congrats!
@simone eastbro ok but warning, this may give you douchechills: instead of drinking it in its diluted form, i use a pipette to suck up a little bit straight from the bottle and then kind of squeeze it directly into my throat so it doesn't touch my teeth
VINEGAR i have some thoughts:
i've been drinking bragg's in water for a few years b/c i was convinced that it was improving me in all respects. recently i paid a visit to my dentist for the first time since i started, and i had a lot of cavities (enough for 4 follow up visits) which the vinegar most definitely didn't have nothing to do with. i had to figure out a workaround but it's very embarrassing and i have to do it in private.
I listened to Edith's episode of the longform podcast and I miss her :(
@smartastic exactly - why would i want to spend all that time with other screen addicts, anyway? it'd probably turn into a support group where we all cry about how many buzzfeed articles we're missing.
@nic'kalmus@twitter hahaa i would SO read your 6pg GQ article, with pictures hopefully.
i also reallllly related to that description, but from the standpoint of someone who knows what addiction feels like. based on those descriptions, the fact that he captured those feelings in a way i could relate to (considering how batshit the rest of the subject matter was), i just feel like he's a really really good writer. everything else aside, it really made me respect him as a writer.
@[sic] dry heaving rn
@Graydon Gordian haha, in my experience, too. but i mean, this dude is fixated on jim morrison not don draper, which is another sad aspect to this infinitely sad story.
@olivia ikr; publishing a 6pg article full of admissions about your sex addiction, overspending, crossdressing, homosexual experimentation, plus that creepy picture of him in the studded jacket... that is the definition of balls.
@Graydon Gordian i agree on aesthetic grounds. but since leather is tied up with his sex addiction somehow, i doubt a well cut suit would take him to boner town.