On The Best Time I Said Yes to Everything for a Week and Ended Up Having Bad Sex (Twice), Going Camping and Contracting Shingles

unless the boy who told you that you were "less nurturing than a desert" was Demetri Martin himself, you're stealing a really great joke from a professional comedian

also you either are or are name twins with Alison Brie - congrats!

Posted on February 19, 2014 at 4:40 pm 1

On Recycling

@simone eastbro ok but warning, this may give you douchechills: instead of drinking it in its diluted form, i use a pipette to suck up a little bit straight from the bottle and then kind of squeeze it directly into my throat so it doesn't touch my teeth

Posted on September 6, 2013 at 4:21 pm 0

On Recycling

VINEGAR i have some thoughts:
i've been drinking bragg's in water for a few years b/c i was convinced that it was improving me in all respects. recently i paid a visit to my dentist for the first time since i started, and i had a lot of cavities (enough for 4 follow up visits) which the vinegar most definitely didn't have nothing to do with. i had to figure out a workaround but it's very embarrassing and i have to do it in private.

Posted on September 6, 2013 at 3:32 pm 0

On Nick Thune at The Bell House

I listened to Edith's episode of the longform podcast and I miss her :(

Posted on July 18, 2013 at 7:33 pm 0

On Camp No iPhone

@smartastic exactly - why would i want to spend all that time with other screen addicts, anyway? it'd probably turn into a support group where we all cry about how many buzzfeed articles we're missing.

Posted on June 24, 2013 at 12:45 pm 5

On $638,412.97

@nic'kalmus@twitter hahaa i would SO read your 6pg GQ article, with pictures hopefully.

i also reallllly related to that description, but from the standpoint of someone who knows what addiction feels like. based on those descriptions, the fact that he captured those feelings in a way i could relate to (considering how batshit the rest of the subject matter was), i just feel like he's a really really good writer. everything else aside, it really made me respect him as a writer.

Posted on March 26, 2013 at 3:42 pm 1

On $638,412.97

@[sic] dry heaving rn

Posted on March 26, 2013 at 11:45 am 4

On $638,412.97

@Graydon Gordian haha, in my experience, too. but i mean, this dude is fixated on jim morrison not don draper, which is another sad aspect to this infinitely sad story.

Posted on March 26, 2013 at 11:43 am 8

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@olivia ikr; publishing a 6pg article full of admissions about your sex addiction, overspending, crossdressing, homosexual experimentation, plus that creepy picture of him in the studded jacket... that is the definition of balls.

Posted on March 26, 2013 at 11:13 am 5

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@Graydon Gordian i agree on aesthetic grounds. but since leather is tied up with his sex addiction somehow, i doubt a well cut suit would take him to boner town.

Posted on March 26, 2013 at 11:11 am 6