@239097059@twitter YES this was shockingly absorbing for a piece about smoothie consistency
This is so great! SPANDEX BODY SUITS!
But oh man there are so many people in this story who deserved to be flayed.
@Pear tea Yes! This ended much too quickly--the piece, not the encounter.
@idrathernot Forget hidden hatred, if this were an issue at all it would be an issue of representation. And it's THE MIDWEST, you guys! It's not the deep south! The south suffers from a serious representation issue, but the midwest? No one has ever referred to Minneapolis as a racist city full of nimrods, you know what I mean? (Apologies to Watersmeet, MI)