@chnellociraptor Fitz is the worst! He creeps me out whenever he's on my tv screen. Olivia tells him no, but he backs her into a wall and kisses her? Olivia tells her no and he shoves his hand up her skirt. Why do women fall over this rapey guy?
"I’m traveling too much. I’m not writing enough. I can’t figure out where I want to live."
Believe it or not, people with children have these same worries.
@codi_cathleen I took it as not showering until the date as well.
“One can't let their cheating condoms sit at the very top of the pile!”
I can't pretend that wasn't said.
I try to make sure the cat is fed. One too many times he has jumped up on the bed meowing for food while I'm in the middle of going at it with my boyfriend and it's more than awkward.
Forget to pull out of your core and rush it down to the Justice Of The Peace as soon as that stick turns positive.
Her remix of Marvins Room is fantastic.
"Miley looks more Madonna and Gwen Stefani than Lady Gaga or Rihanna"
Seriously? She tries to be Rihanna so hard it's embarrassing.
Why with that tongue Miley?