@codi_cathleen I took it as not showering until the date as well.
“One can't let their cheating condoms sit at the very top of the pile!”
I can't pretend that wasn't said.
I try to make sure the cat is fed. One too many times he has jumped up on the bed meowing for food while I'm in the middle of going at it with my boyfriend and it's more than awkward.
Forget to pull out of your core and rush it down to the Justice Of The Peace as soon as that stick turns positive.
Her remix of Marvins Room is fantastic.
"Miley looks more Madonna and Gwen Stefani than Lady Gaga or Rihanna"
Seriously? She tries to be Rihanna so hard it's embarrassing.
Why with that tongue Miley?
That reminds me, I need to get back to creating my one-a-day calendar of dudes with beards reading on the train.
I don't understand the big deal about selfies. Since when is taking a picture of yourself a new thing? And why is it bad? If you follow me on Instagram, don't you want to see a few pictures of me now and then? I take pictures of my cat too, but what do people really expect?