On Signs of Possible Snobbery: A Partially Fictionalized Facebook Exchange
UGH. this man is a disgusting combination of the loser my friend married and the last guy I was involved with. I alternated between cringing and shaking my head while reading.
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On Hung Jury, Round One: John and Julie
@stonefruit @ophelia ah! in the cases where I skip the warm pee in the cold pool, I sort of pull the crotch of my suit to the side...not graceful but a lot less clingy.
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On Hung Jury, Round One: John and Julie
@Ophelia @Killerpants Those would be good reasons but usually it's more like I Feel Like A Fatty And The Guy I Like Is Over There Getting A Beer. Sadly my peeing tendencies are contingent upon how good I think I look clambering out of a pool.
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On Hung Jury, Round One: John and Julie
@Ophelia I am 23 years old and to this day, if I really absolutely have to pee in a pool, I pee only a teeny tiny bit and look to see if there's a purple cloud around my legs. I've never seen one yet!
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On Hung Jury, Round One: John and Julie
@Emby I surely do not advocate dishonesty in relationships, but YES! I'd much rather my boyfriend kept that kind of info to himself.
It should also be noted that I pee in the shower, soooo....
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On Fantasies, Expiration Dates, and the Vasectomy
@wee_ramekin I can't wait to make my husband-to-be get one of these lovelies: http://www.etsy.com/listing/91844739/custom-traditional-half-round
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On Fantasies, Expiration Dates, and the Vasectomy
@The Lady of Shalott agree! that "never been alone before" thing is a bunch of bull. I've definitely been strung along in the name of an "open relationship" before. I feel for you LW #4!
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On "Was My Face Red!"
I sent in a letter to Trauma-rama when I was in middle or high school that never got published. For your (12 years belated) enjoyment:
I went on a winter retreat with some of my friends. One of the camp's evening activities was the see how many layers of clothing we could fit on one person. After the game, we carried armloads of our clothes back to the cabin. The next morning, on the way to breakfast in the mess hall, I noticed a pair of my underwear frozen in the snow! NEEDLESS TO SAY, I discreetly grabbed them and sprinted the rest of the way to the mess hall.
Side note, they were those day-of-the-week undies. If I recall, they had a red smiley face on them. Wednesday, maybe?
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On Portlandia Season Two Preview: Let's Try This 'Battlestar Galactica'?
I'm considering committing to this with The Tudors. Is it worth the time/inevitable loss of my job?
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On Mini Ask a Lady: Teenage Tattoos
@lessismore @atipofthehat Or a sunless tan! or a pink streak in your hair!