On What My Mom Wants Me to Blog About

My mom would be interested in a blog detailing the latest health fads that “they” say are supposed to be really good for you, wherein “they” = Dr. Oz, nine times out of ten. Her latest dollop of wisdom was something to the effect of “they say that you’re supposed to wait 45 minutes after eating or drinking to brush your teeth so that your toothbrush doesn't embed any stains!” Well, Mom, that’s great for people who have 45 minutes to just sit around between their last cup of coffee and having to actually be somewhere in the morning. Super helpful stuff.

Posted on August 22, 2014 at 11:39 am 0

On How to Enjoy A Rainy Day

But for reals, sugar-free jam is the worst. :(

Posted on May 2, 2014 at 1:49 pm 0

On The Engagement Phone Cover and The Wedding-Industrial Complex

My husband and I eloped to Vegas, no family, no friends, wearing shorts and flip-flops, and the ONLY thing I have ever regretted about not having a wedding-wedding is not being able to subject his family to my musical selections at the reception. They..... would not have approved. I am definitely glad I skipped over the entire wedding-industrial complex, though. This shit is cray.

Posted on April 3, 2014 at 9:14 am 0

On Albuquerque Public Transit: Haiku For Spring

BURQUE REPRESENT! You have no idea how homesick this makes me! Beautiful, just beautiful.

Posted on March 21, 2014 at 2:20 pm 0

On The Heartland Pie

The stacked bob haircut thing is SO TRUE. I spent two years in Nebraska, and easily 80% of the women I encountered had some version of that haircut, usually with highlights. It was like one of those bad 80's/90's hair salon look books come to life.

Posted on March 20, 2014 at 4:23 pm 1