On How to Enjoy A Rainy Day

But for reals, sugar-free jam is the worst. :(

Posted on May 2, 2014 at 1:49 pm 0

On The Engagement Phone Cover and The Wedding-Industrial Complex

My husband and I eloped to Vegas, no family, no friends, wearing shorts and flip-flops, and the ONLY thing I have ever regretted about not having a wedding-wedding is not being able to subject his family to my musical selections at the reception. They..... would not have approved. I am definitely glad I skipped over the entire wedding-industrial complex, though. This shit is cray.

Posted on April 3, 2014 at 9:14 am 0

On Albuquerque Public Transit: Haiku For Spring

BURQUE REPRESENT! You have no idea how homesick this makes me! Beautiful, just beautiful.

Posted on March 21, 2014 at 2:20 pm 0

On The Heartland Pie

The stacked bob haircut thing is SO TRUE. I spent two years in Nebraska, and easily 80% of the women I encountered had some version of that haircut, usually with highlights. It was like one of those bad 80's/90's hair salon look books come to life.

Posted on March 20, 2014 at 4:23 pm 1