On The Bestworst Guy

@Emmanuelle Cunt I'm gonna guess nobody.

Posted on March 11, 2013 at 6:56 pm 2

On Loneliness, Mistakes, and the Inner Questionnaire

@fabel It could also be a situation where the guy feels like a third wheel already. I'm a bit suspicious of the "We're all best friends!" angle. Having spent a good portion of my life as that guy, I would feel like, "Oh great, not only am I just a sidecar to them, they would actually rather not have me here at all." If the guy's lonely already, it just rubs salt in the wound.

Posted on February 22, 2013 at 5:41 pm 4

On Dates and Dates

@ohmy I'm pretty sure the "you don't have photos of yourself topless in a mirror." is a joke. A lot of women have that in their profiles to filter out certain types of guys.

Posted on February 11, 2013 at 2:30 pm 0

On So We're Not Going to Live Happily Ever After

This whole thing makes 100% sense to me.

Posted on January 29, 2013 at 4:57 pm 0

On Friday Open Thread

@paddlepickle Meet for coffee or a quick day-date type thing. Keep it unromantic. Maybe, "I'm really busy these days, but we can hang out for a while in the waiting room of my gynecologist's office." Then when your name gets called, turn around and say, "Fingers crossed!"

Posted on March 9, 2012 at 4:28 pm 2

On High School Things

@Katzen-party It just seems like an odd band too have slipped through. Why not the Gin Blossoms or Toad the Wet Sprocket?

Posted on March 9, 2012 at 3:46 pm 0

On High School Things

The Cranberries? Really?

Posted on March 9, 2012 at 2:12 pm 1

On Friday Open Thread

Can I self-promote for a second? (Sorry) Next Thursday, a movie I made is premiering in Boston, and you should come! (and pay for a ticket). Brattle Theater, 7:30. partylikeitsaverb.com

I'll crawl back under my anonymous rock now.

Posted on February 24, 2012 at 3:26 pm 7

On Faking, Other Women, and the Top 50 Proposal Jokes

@KatieWK People lie because we're all above average. I feel like I'm 6'2". When you meet me, I'm sure you'll feel like it too. Just make sure it's a bar where you can sit down. A lot of people genuinely are delusional about how the rest of the world sees them. I think it's helpful for them.

Posted on February 24, 2012 at 2:59 pm 3

On Down to You

I'm pretty sure a Skinner Box would fix 90% of this.

Posted on February 23, 2012 at 1:19 pm 4