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On The Apple Oracle

Throw this chart in the basura and eat a Honeycrisp apple.

Honeycrisp isn't even on this thing at all! Terrible, terrible.

Posted on October 3, 2012 at 1:22 pm 1

On Mindy, Mindy, Mindy

Kaling has a deep appreciation for romantic comedies... but also knows that when most people think of them, they “think of how crappy they are.” ... her meet-cute in an elevator with Bill Hader that ends with him dumping her for a blonde Serbian “bagel girl” because he “wanted someone with more years to share.”

That sounds exactly like every romantic comedy, ever. (Girl gets dumped by initially-awesome-seeming-but-actually-jerky guy, for jerky reason.) Just rehashing tropes but with a wink isn't mitigating the crappiness.

I love her comedic sensibility, but her interests appear to be things like shopping and rom-coms. Not my bag really, but for people who are into those things, I bet her stuff will be perfect.

Posted on September 10, 2012 at 11:43 am 0

On Amy Poehler and Will Arnett Are Done

I could never deal with the fact that he had a super-thin wife with huge cans.

:(

Posted on September 7, 2012 at 10:49 am 11

On 40 Photos From Burning Man 2012

@parallel-lines AKA most clubs in any large city on a Saturday night

Posted on September 4, 2012 at 4:42 pm 0

On 40 Photos From Burning Man 2012

@hotdog You know what? I seriously bet this pisses people off more than shit that's actually bad for our country, like the RNC. It's dumb and lame and dumb and dumb and dumb and lame.

Posted on September 4, 2012 at 1:50 pm 4

On 40 Photos From Burning Man 2012

Look at all those people, having fun and expressing themselves in ways I personally do not engage in. Terrible.

Posted on September 4, 2012 at 12:59 pm 5

On The Day My Shrink Told Me to Change My Personality

@Slutface I really like that realization a lot. Kudos for that, for real.

Posted on August 27, 2012 at 4:13 pm 1

On The Day My Shrink Told Me to Change My Personality

Ehhh... I find it really tiring when grown adult people are super-proud of their sarcasm. Like, congratulations, you have mastered the domain of 13-year-olds everywhere.

There are better means of communication, quite frankly. Why be so attached to this one? It's actually kind of lame, and it's not a suitable replacement for real intelligence or personality or sophistication.

Posted on August 27, 2012 at 4:06 pm 9

On On Wearing Running Shoes (All the Time)

@punkahontas *dap*

Posted on August 1, 2012 at 5:11 pm 1