Got any what?
Navy Pier on a Saturday in June: 100% Stacked Bobs.
As someone who is not very good at tuning his guitar, I've often thought an extra arm would come in handy.
I'LL TAKE IT
Oh, vibrator sales boom. That makes... more sense...
Well, the Russians could have gone to Mars.
Or alternatively (and more likely) the Russians could have funded 23,980 more human rights violations!
On Or Neither
"In the past, a fantasy woman may have been the young, single secretary; now she’s the middle-aged mother of three with a graduate degree." Glad you did the research to find that out?
Honestly, why bother leading with a study based on outdated data when you promptly pivot to your apparent true subject of interest: how middle class women feel about '50 Shades of Gray'?
On No Thanx
As an aficionado of multisyllabic elision, "indefinitely deprioritize" is a hit with me.
I guess whoever has custody could put the child up for adoption? As for who pays, perhaps Marlise Munoz would be covered under Medicaid (I assume a brain-dead person has no assets or income)? Just brainstorming possible answers.
This is my favorite joke of yours since Guantanamo Pumpkin Spice.