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On "PRODUCT DETAILS: This attachment for your bath will hold your beverage in a wine glass while you bathe."

A tight-seal travel mug of wine just floating around in there works pretty well.

Posted on March 24, 2014 at 11:30 am 4

On Who Will Join Me at Red Robin for a Wineshake

I have missed Qream so much. This is but a pale imitation.

Posted on March 21, 2014 at 3:12 pm 0

On The Heartland Pie

Navy Pier on a Saturday in June: 100% Stacked Bobs.

Posted on March 20, 2014 at 6:32 pm 2

On For Two People, A Wedding Announcement

As someone who is not very good at tuning his guitar, I've often thought an extra arm would come in handy.

Posted on March 17, 2014 at 4:07 pm 0

On Hot Paleo People

@squishycat

"less contempt"

I'LL TAKE IT

Posted on February 27, 2014 at 3:54 pm 1

On The Valentine's Day Vibrator Boom

Oh, vibrator sales boom. That makes... more sense...

Posted on February 12, 2014 at 5:38 pm 0

On Now You've Really Done It, Sochi

Well, the Russians could have gone to Mars.

Or alternatively (and more likely) the Russians could have funded 23,980 more human rights violations!

Posted on February 12, 2014 at 10:33 am 0

On Or Neither

"In the past, a fantasy woman may have been the young, single secretary; now she’s the middle-aged mother of three with a graduate degree." Glad you did the research to find that out?

Honestly, why bother leading with a study based on outdated data when you promptly pivot to your apparent true subject of interest: how middle class women feel about '50 Shades of Gray'?

Posted on February 6, 2014 at 2:18 pm 0

On What I've Learned From My Side Job Critiquing Dick Pics

As an aficionado of multisyllabic elision, "indefinitely deprioritize" is a hit with me.

Posted on January 8, 2014 at 6:01 pm 3