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By Better to Eat You With on Little Known Facts About Jack & Diane

@noReally We don't really have debutantes in Indiana, generally.

Posted on November 6, 2014 at 3:55 pm 1

By BoatGirl on 14-Year-Old Child Bride Poisons 35-Year-Old Husband One Week After Wedding

@isabelle bleu Yup, gotta admit, my first thought was "good for her!"
If that makes me a bad person, oh well. I'm still a better person than the evil sh**s that forced a 14 year old to marry a 35 year old.

Posted on April 11, 2014 at 12:14 pm 1

By tofuswalkman on Friday Open Thread

@Rock and Roll Ken Doll totally! it's crazy to see how they all have their own personalities. my vegetarianism has gotten a little bit militant after this experience, haha.

Posted on March 29, 2014 at 11:34 am 1

By adorable-eggplant on The True Cost of "Santa Baby"

@Rock and Roll Ken Doll It's like asking for more wishes. Brilliant.

Posted on December 13, 2013 at 2:37 pm 5

By j-i-a on Would You Ever Buy a Pair of "Anti-Rape Underwear"?

@Rock and Roll Ken Doll I punched myself in the face the other day while trying to separate a pair of knee socks from a pair of tights

Posted on November 4, 2013 at 1:38 pm 7

By commanderbanana on Would You Ever Buy a Pair of "Anti-Rape Underwear"?

@Rock and Roll Ken Doll I routinely pull muscles getting dressed, because I am SO out of shape, and also often get wedged in clothing and end up flailing around halfway into a sweater and falling over things and it's just awful.

Posted on November 4, 2013 at 1:36 pm 1

By stuffisthings on Ask a Dietitian: Wine Time, Fruit Soup, Our Forbidden Lover (Diet Coke)

@Beaks Look, I'll be honest here, you ARE going to have to invest a pro-grade particle accelerator for this diet to work. Though to be fair it's a little cheaper than all the crap you need to get into smoothies or pour-over coffee, and you can use it to do research into the fundamental nature of the universe in between mealtimes.

Posted on October 21, 2013 at 3:21 pm 8

By stuffisthings on A Revenge Scenario For Student Loan Borrowers

@TheMnemosyne *opens paycheck envelope* *cocktail onion falls out* oh, fuck!

Posted on October 16, 2013 at 5:37 pm 6

By Miss Maszkerádi on What I Learned From Reading The Economist

In conclusion: the entire rest of the Internet is already like this, can we please have our happy place back?

Posted on September 30, 2013 at 5:55 pm 12

By Shara on The Things We Hide

Oh, Jennifer. My last boyfriend was admittedly kid-averse, and I think my cleaning was a way to hide the fact that getting serious with a single mom (shared custody) would inevitably disturb his perfectly organized life. I would leave work early every time he came over so that I could scrub floors and hide messes for hours before he arrived. I would buy new outfits for any special date, always have lacy undies, always curl my hair, always do my makeup. I loved being with him, but it was like I had two lives: 50% mom, 50% girlfriend.

A year or so after we got together, he broke up with me (in part) because yep, he decided he never wanted to have kids. Hardest breakup ever. I had been trying to cover up the mess of my house but I was really trying to cover up the messiness of my life as a parent. Subsequent boyfriends see a bit more of the messes, which is probably more a statement of my self-acceptance than anything else.

Posted on September 23, 2013 at 4:25 pm 8