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On Signs I Want You To Leave My House After I've Hosted You for Dinner

Signs I want to leave your house after you've invited me for dinner and my ride home is still eating dessert, deep in conversation: I'm lying on your couch and my eyes are closed.

Posted on March 21, 2014 at 4:18 pm 2

On The Best Time a Diva Cup Suctioned Itself to My Cervix

I had a similar awkward malfunctioning diva cup experience... I once interned for a woman who was an environmental entrepreneur. She went to a green products trade show and came back with a diva cup. She gave it to me and asked me to try it out and give me her thoughts, because she was well past menopause herself. Well, I tried it and utterly failed to even get the damn thing in. I gave a good go of it, but the damn thing just didn't work. Only later did I read the package and see that it was the model for women who had had children! Then I had the delightful experience of telling my boss that I couldn't test it for her because it was too damn big for my vagina. Yep.

Posted on January 10, 2014 at 2:16 pm 0