I'm not the aerobics instructor.

On Leftover Woman

Really liked this, Allison!

Posted on April 15, 2014 at 5:47 pm 0

On NFL Mascots, Ranked

Also also, this list is flawed. The Vikings' mascot is Viktor, not Ragnar. Rangar is not team-owned.

Posted on January 31, 2014 at 3:51 pm 1

On NFL Mascots, Ranked

Also, the Dolphins mascot is wearing a helmet, but the logo no longer features a dolphin wearing a helmet.

You know, the Miami Dolphins started having problems right around the same time they took the helmet off their helmet dolphin. COINCIDENCE?! This is what happens when you aren't keeping safety first.

Posted on January 31, 2014 at 3:43 pm 1

On NFL Mascots, Ranked

Jaxon de Ville is clearly the best.

Posted on January 31, 2014 at 3:40 pm 0

On Improving My Woman Cave

I do not have a Buffalo Bills Woman Cave room, just the Buffalo Bills Woman Cave that sits happily in my Buffalo Bills Zubaz.

Posted on September 20, 2013 at 12:14 pm 6

On Mary Gaitskill Is Not a Fan of Gone Girl

I am very amused by the little backlash happening with regards to Gone Girl. The same people that, last year, were all over the book have become pretty dismissive of it. I wonder what happened.

(I don't mean that Gaitskill is doing this, just that it seems to be happening among people I know/blogs I read)

Posted on September 3, 2013 at 1:39 pm 1

On Who's the Squarest-Jawed of Them All?

@Hooplehead number one scowl

Posted on August 23, 2013 at 11:28 am 3

On Who's the Squarest-Jawed of Them All?

I don't think it'll be that bad. Kind of an odd choice, but nothing to get all bent out of shape about.

Posted on August 23, 2013 at 10:09 am 1

On Three Couples Demonstrating Love

I can't read the alt text without hearing Gerald Finley's voice.

Posted on July 24, 2013 at 3:10 pm 1

On Justin Timberlake, "Take Back the Night" (...)

@Gulf of Finland And, you know, the thing about a Timberlake... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'.

Posted on July 12, 2013 at 2:38 pm 6