@Josh is like Germany Ambitious and Misunderstood Why ask permission if you were just going to be awful and derail anyway?
@mabellegueule But she was a GLUTTON for asking for sausage with her spaghetti, don't you understand???
@Lucienne Preach. Both iced coffee and iced tea are repulsive. Can no one make lemonade anymore? That is the best summer drink, people.
@Judith Slutler I had to give up coffee recently, and...it's making the poo thing difficult. Coffee, I miss you so much.
@laurel One of the best things about this was the subtext: that Clooney never dates women as "old" as Poehler, that Poehler just got a divorce and has been looking smoking hot ever since. I love everything about this gif.
@S. Elizabeth CONGRATULATIONS!!!! Also, call/text/email me any time you need a break from studying for the bar before July 4. Get drunk on July 4th and then don't do anything social after that. Do exactly what Barbri tells you on their schedule. These are my bar study tips.
@yeah-elle Say you'd be happy to do it if they'll pay for your cab ride home at the end of every night you close (if that's true, that is, that you'd be happy to do it if you had a cab ride home).
@AniaGosia OMG. Congratulations!!! And I'm so glad everyone is okay, what a story.
@iceberg Yep, I've been offered a seat by dudes numerous times, and a few times I suspected that it was because they thought I was pregnant (wrap dresses, while great, sometimes emphasize my belly a liiiittle too much). You know what I did in all occasions? Smiled and said thank you. Sometimes I took the seat, and sometimes when I was fine standing I said no thank you, but I was always pleased by the gesture.
@RK Fire I've actually usually heard "push prize" instead, which is even worse.