On Hung Jury, Round One: John and Julie
When I was about 10 or 11 I read in some weird, old book of jokes the following: Q. What is the difference between Protestants and everyone else A. Protestants don't pee in the shower. This blew my mind - I had never thought of peeing in the shower, and seeing as how I'm not a Protestant, I immediately adopted the habit and never looked back. Still don't get the joke, though.
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On Scandals of Classic Hollywood: Katharine Hepburn's Trousers
my, she was yar.
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On Neon and Nude Nails
@WWVMD i've been wondering how bad it is to have chipped polish at work. like, seriously unprofessional on par with wearing a see-through blouse or more just not ideal like having a bad hair day?
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On Hate Actually
NOOOOOOO! Too many positive comments! I thought The Hairpin would be my source for shared unremitting hate of this movie!
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On My Gift of the Magi
@carolita Ah! Excellent! I'm going to read the story again right now...
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On My Gift of the Magi
@wee_ramekin I guess the drooled-on skirt may be one of the moving parts? Except that it's hand-washable, so not as much of a loss as no-longer-owning-that-watch. The analogy feels so close - but I can't quite grasp it!
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On Why Do We Still Live Here, in This Repulsive Town?
Damage, Yo La Tengo
I used to think about you all the time/
I would think about you all the time/
now it just feels weird, cause there you are