On Micky & Joyce, "Hold Up"

For some reason on the home page the video is Lianna whoever. But holy shit that Micky & Joyce song is amazing, I need more of this in my life right now.

Posted on May 14, 2015 at 5:17 pm 0

On Mariah Carey, Pervert And Genius

"Disarming" is not an adverb though! D:

Mine's gotta be "incessantly" also from Heartbreaker.

Posted on April 27, 2015 at 6:15 pm 0

On My 90s/00s Beauty Trends: Where Are They Now?

Ooh, my Jane shade was "Kind of Carob." Matte brown 90s lipstick represent!

Posted on April 22, 2015 at 5:41 pm 1

On I Can't Wear Heels

The other day I was walking to get food on my lunch break and a woman crossing the street opposite me just totally ate shit, flinging her whole body and her phone into the middle of the intersection. She was wearing 3 inch stilettos. Sensible shoes for life!

Posted on April 20, 2015 at 7:20 pm 0

On I Can't Wear Heels

@selyse LIES

Posted on April 20, 2015 at 7:14 pm 3

On Black Honey and Me

@Lily Rowan Still waiting for the 90s revival to extend to brown lipstick. It definitely did not look good on everyone but that shit was my jam.

Posted on April 15, 2015 at 6:05 pm 0

On Black Honey and Me

I also started wearing Black Honey in high school and still unabashedly think it looks great on me. I was just considering buying some for the first time in forever, but Burt's Bee's Red Dahlia tinted lip balm is a pretty close dupe for me and it's way cheaper and more widely available, not to mention hydrating.

Posted on April 15, 2015 at 4:52 pm 0

On I Hereby Convene The Beach Witch Coven

I'm in Texas so I feel like beach witch is more realistic for my lifestyle, but truly I'd rather be Stevie Nicks than any of those witches.

Posted on April 14, 2015 at 4:58 pm 0

On The Beastie Men

Don't ever see the movie Bad Timing if you want to keep Garfunkel on that list. Ugh.

Posted on March 31, 2015 at 12:27 pm 0

On "Cheap Sunglasses, Expensive Lingerie"

Well. I do, PREDICTABLY, disagree with the moisturizer/lipstick assessment. I mean, maybe if you don't have special snowflake skin like me, that breaks out at just the mention of certain ingredients, you could get away with cheap moisturizer, but I wouldn't know. OTOH in my experience a lot of expensive lipsticks are total garbage and smell and taste considerably worse than my $5 Revlon go-to. Some expensive lipsticks are worth it for sure, but they are few and far between.

Posted on March 30, 2015 at 9:43 am 0