On Six Guaranteed Low-Effort Toddler Games

Not only is this the best, most useful piece of service journalism I've read in... I don't know how long, but also: The suggestions in the comments are almost uniformly outstanding. I almost want to have a second kid just so I can use this stuff. Almost.

Posted on January 17, 2013 at 4:33 pm 9

On Five Scarring Horror Movies I Watched at Slumber Parties

Terms of Endearment. Basement den full of sobbing 13-year-olds. Sobbing.

Posted on May 24, 2012 at 10:56 am 1

On The Punching-Office: Where 17th-Century Ladies Go for Sex

I have nothing clever or interesting to say about this. I will simply say, instead, that this is wonderful. Thank you for publishing this delightful bit of scholarship.

Posted on April 4, 2011 at 3:48 pm 3

On Masturbation Clubs of the 1700s

Subhead #3 in the Wikipedia entry? "Notable members", of course.

Posted on February 23, 2011 at 4:10 pm 0

On President I'd Least Like to F*ck

I mean, for real: Let's suppose you can imagine a George W. Bush sex scandal. Which you can't. But, if you could: How boring would it be? Very.

Posted on February 21, 2011 at 2:53 pm 0

On President I'd Least Like to F*ck

"He's fun, spontaneous, obsessed with his body, and knows how to party. Bush is great one-night-stand material for all the same reasons that he was a terrible president." I humbly suggest that a man who is obsessed with HIS body is most assuredly not "great one-night-stand material." I think that the fact that I got through all 8 years of his presidency without ever considering what he was like in the sack speaks volumes about W's sexiness. He's not even hot in an "I-know-he's-an-asshole-but-he's-hot" kind of way. No. I'd go all the way with Millard Fillmore before I'd do Bush.

P.S. According to EVERYONE I know who has ever been in the presence of Bill Clinton, he's, like, Elvis-hot. Absolutely mesmerizing, even when he's fat or wearing a polo shirt with one-half of the collar flipped up and one down or whatever. Just all-encompassing-hot, even though, intellectually, you know he shouldn't be.

Posted on February 21, 2011 at 2:51 pm 0