Diane Kruger! I am seethingly, furiously jealous of that guy who gets to be with her.
LW#1, who cares if he initiated, you still participated. Just be cordial and next time play with someone without a girlfriend.
@NeverOddOrEven Oh the microwave! Thank you!
@NeverOddOrEven So you do you smell like cocoa, or the oil you put in it, or just like nothing? I don't even know what a double boiler is...
Eww gross 'slightly wet armpit'. Does this stuff actually work? I'm willing to risk it if it means not stanking up the place all the time.
@parallel-lines When can I come over? Salty things and booze are what's for dinner.
She doesn't like olives? Blaspheme! Let me start everyone a-squawking by suggesting pickle juice in martinis.
I used to take up Fear of Flying Martinis, until once I had three dirty martinis and WASN'T even buzzed AND continued to drink on the plane, still no buzz. If I'm going to be scared anyway I might as well try to salvage what's left of my liver.
What joke am I missing here? She looks nothing like Natalie. Did anyone notice the blush/rouge disaster on her yesterday? Woman needs help.
@whereismyrobot Good luck, that stuff really does work wonders. I constantly had acne and now I get maybe one small blemish a year.