On Dear Hydrangeas
@sophi I hope you die! I hope we both die! This is obviously the best wedding processional song ever.
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On You Have One New Death
My father died last month at the age of 52 and I found out via Facebook. It was really early in the morning and I was alone and I just kept thinking Facebook, really? FACEBOOK?
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On Cat's Eye, Margaret Atwood
Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes. I read Cat's Eye when I was in ninth grade and it was astonishing. Such an amazing book.
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On The Best Time I Got a Shrink-Wrapped T-Shirt and Thought It Was a Ring
@Bianca Turetsky You look AMAZING at your book release party, so you clearly clearly win.
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On Skincare Gadgets to Love and Ignore
I have the Clarisonic and I love love love it. For whatever reason, the $200 price did not make me balk but every time I buy replacement heads I am like a silent film of a consumer who is horrified by the price of something.
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On The Glowy-Skin Makeup Tutorial: Primer, Foundation, Blush, and Bronzer
This is probably my favorite of all of the How to be a Girl tutorials because it is almost like Jane is a NORMAL PERSON with her pores and her tiny blemishes. I find that so encouraging and heartwarming. Also, the sunglasses thing is fucking genius.
Also—my boyfriend always says blah blah blah, no one ever needs makeup! And then every single time I wear it he is like wow, you look great today. That shirt is such a flattering color. Etc.
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On Sexual Safaris, Sweatiness, and Friends With Benefits
I have never had a guy get noticeably sweaty during sex. Am I... doing it wrong?
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On Friday Bargain Bin: What to Do With Your Allowance This Week
I am an editor (not a super-flush profession) and these things feel like bargains to me. I live in a pretty expensive city, though—maybe that makes a difference.
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On Dear Hydrangeas