On Ask Baba Yaga

@j-i-a Dear Baba Yaga, I once hid my heart in a needle...that I put in an egg, that was in a duck, that was in a hare, that was in an iron chest, that I buried under a tree on the island Buyan. I recently dug up the chest and, well, it's in pretty bad shape, having been buried so long. How can I restore it so it looks like new again (before I rebury it). P.S. Don't bullshit me, Baba Yaga, or I'll just go Ask A Clean Person. I really should be doing that anyway but I figured we're kinfolk of a sort and so I thought I'd give you a break.


Posted on June 18, 2013 at 10:10 pm 5

On Ask Baba Yaga

@Azaz the Unabridged So was it true?

Posted on June 18, 2013 at 9:54 pm 2

On How to Make Snowman Deviled Eggs

He looks like Gates from the Legion of Super-Heroes.

Posted on December 10, 2012 at 2:03 pm 0

On I Fled a Bear and Won

You hiked along without care.
Then you ran into a bear.
He was a hairy bear;
he was a scary bear.
You beat a hasty retreat from his lair.

And described him with adjectives!

Posted on August 31, 2012 at 10:14 pm 0

On Your Favorite Short Stories

@MollyculeTheory Way late to this party, so I actually did a ctrl-F to see if anyone mentioned Don Barthelme. "Chablis" from 40 Stories is one of my all time favorites.

Posted on July 3, 2012 at 10:26 pm 0

On Women Laughing "Alone" With Salad, the Halloween Costume

Posted on October 28, 2011 at 4:10 am 0

On Kirsten Dunst Goes on a Silent Emotional Rollercoaster in R.E.M.'s New Video, "We All Go Back to Where We Belong"

Maybe she's no actress, but I've been irretrievably in love with the woman from 3:47 and 4:20 in the "Man on the Moon" video since I was 19 years old.


Posted on October 28, 2011 at 4:02 am 0

On The Human Snail

The Human Snail video is nothing like The Human Centipede.

Posted on February 18, 2011 at 9:19 pm 0