On Interview With a Virgin: Ben

@Countess Maritza Your experiences and worries sound a lot like mine, except I'm a lowercase-d dude. I considered commenting earlier, but like you, worried about thread-jacking, sounding whiny, etc. So thank you for breaking this particular patch of ice! I'm glad I checked back on comments here, and I'm considering emailing Jia. Possibly. Maybe.

Posted on January 9, 2013 at 7:48 pm 1

On Lindsey Leonard's Voicemails to Me

Yay! I woke up this morning deeply ashamed of myself and my country, but this has negated ALL OF THAT!

Posted on January 20, 2012 at 12:21 pm 0

On Go Halfsies on … The Ridiculous Vacation

Maldives Pin-Up, anyone? The more of us who commit, the cheaper it is for everybody. I have zero issues with sleeping on the roof. And only a few issues with the restaurant.

Posted on December 20, 2011 at 1:22 pm 9

On How College Girls Talk


Yes! A coworker of mine talks like this and it drives me bonkerssss. All day, hissy-hissing coming from two cubicles over. I figured it was Just Me being annoyed at Just Her, but apparently I have to brace (brayssssse) myself against it everywhere I go now.

Also, not to draw undue offtopic attention, but this comment is like my first toe in the waters of the very best online community ever. So, hi everyone!?!?

Posted on December 12, 2011 at 11:22 am 1

On How to Ace a Job Interview, With Mariel Fiedler and Lindsey Leonard

Thank you for applying for the position of (MY INTERNAL MONOLOGUE) in the (MY HEAD). You have the job, congratulations! Surgery time!

Posted on February 26, 2011 at 4:05 pm 0

On Miss Edith, the Most Beautiful Doll in the Land

I expressed that very wish on facebook recently! And I'm using this, my first-ever Hairpin comment, to say I did so. CREEPY!

Hi Edith!

Posted on February 18, 2011 at 9:19 pm 0