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On Eau de Mosquito

My girlfriend is perpetually annoyed at the fact that I have no reaction to mosquito bites, and she gets straight-up welts.

Posted on July 18, 2013 at 2:01 pm 0

On Reason for Admission to Lunatic Asylum: Masturbation for 30 Years

See, we scoff at their puritanical ways, but what they mean is 30 years straight, all one go. It's for their own good. Think of the chafing!

Posted on July 18, 2013 at 1:17 pm 8

On The Best Time I Accidentally Attended a Teenage Orgy

This is incredible. There's too many great moments and turns of phrase to pick a favorite.

Posted on July 15, 2013 at 4:32 pm 5

On Hypothetical Lady Serial Killers for the Modern Age

@Judith Slutler Genius! Really, I'm just glad I haven't activated my OKCupid account yet, due to the fedora and black Reeboks I ordered getting lost in the mail.

Posted on July 15, 2013 at 12:37 pm 10

On Hypothetical Lady Serial Killers for the Modern Age

As a guy who was told by an actual medical doctor that he was 5'10", and later by an actual medical doctor that he wasn't, every shadow in the night seems to take on a sinister shape...

Posted on July 15, 2013 at 12:28 pm 8

On Guess the Disney Movie

@sophia_h soooo dark! And locked in with a bunch of animals waiting to be skinned and turned into wallets? That frilled lizard is one of my all time fave Disney characters, now that I think about it

Posted on July 11, 2013 at 12:05 pm 3

On Guess the Disney Movie

@sophia_h Furthermore, your mother believes you to have been eaten by crocodiles!

Posted on July 11, 2013 at 11:51 am 5

On Guess the Disney Movie

@sophia_h Rescuers Down Under!

Posted on July 11, 2013 at 11:47 am 1

On Guess the Disney Movie

@iceberg isn't his dad the "King of the forest" or something? Someone definitely calls Bambi "little prince" at some point.
ETA: oh ho, sniped by meetapossum

Posted on July 11, 2013 at 11:45 am 1

On Enhance Your Mood by Drawing Food

For weeks I've been drawing and/or trying to work up the will to draw a delicious, greasy breakfast I had, and yet I still want to nap every hour of the day. Where are you in my time of need, A Study!?

Posted on July 11, 2013 at 9:31 am 0