My girlfriend is perpetually annoyed at the fact that I have no reaction to mosquito bites, and she gets straight-up welts.
See, we scoff at their puritanical ways, but what they mean is 30 years straight, all one go. It's for their own good. Think of the chafing!
This is incredible. There's too many great moments and turns of phrase to pick a favorite.
@Judith Slutler Genius! Really, I'm just glad I haven't activated my OKCupid account yet, due to the fedora and black Reeboks I ordered getting lost in the mail.
As a guy who was told by an actual medical doctor that he was 5'10", and later by an actual medical doctor that he wasn't, every shadow in the night seems to take on a sinister shape...
@sophia_h soooo dark! And locked in with a bunch of animals waiting to be skinned and turned into wallets? That frilled lizard is one of my all time fave Disney characters, now that I think about it
@sophia_h Furthermore, your mother believes you to have been eaten by crocodiles!
@sophia_h Rescuers Down Under!
@iceberg isn't his dad the "King of the forest" or something? Someone definitely calls Bambi "little prince" at some point.
ETA: oh ho, sniped by meetapossum
For weeks I've been drawing and/or trying to work up the will to draw a delicious, greasy breakfast I had, and yet I still want to nap every hour of the day. Where are you in my time of need, A Study!?