On The Very First Hairpin Q&A

@jadejaders Me too! I was just coming down here to say the same thing. I call them "floating stairs" and they scare the shit out of me. But what's worse: stairs made of steel mesh!

Posted on May 14, 2015 at 2:14 pm 0

On The Neverending Game of Gucci Musical Chairs

@mistersister That show would be so awesome. Like a mix of serious reality-based drama, over the top glamour...maybe some fantasy.

Posted on February 25, 2015 at 8:18 pm 1

On The Neverending Game of Gucci Musical Chairs

Oh yes! But maybe...a mini series! An HBO event that lasts three season, 12 episodes each season. With flashbacks to Tom Ford as a commercial actor in the early 80s, etc. God that would be so good.

Posted on February 25, 2015 at 1:56 pm 1

On Bruce Jenner May Change the Game

Or maybe he's just a guy who likes long hair and androgynous clothing. Either way, Jenner should be allowed to claim his own identity, like all of us.

Posted on February 9, 2015 at 1:22 pm 0

On Working Girl

@Vicky I thought she did a good job. In my experience, accents often come and go, depending on the situation, the person, etc. I've got friends from Long Island and friends from North Carolina whose accents are only thick when they've been drinking or they're stressed, or when they say certain things or are around certain people. JL's accent felt authentic to me as opposed to the accents on a show like True Blood, where every single sentence is a long, slow southern drawl.

Posted on January 21, 2015 at 2:25 pm 0

On 2 Chainz Meets Nancy Grace, Explains Marijuana To Us All

Is "Nancy Grace" an actual person? This is performance art, right? It has to be! She takes off the wig, washes off the makeup and...it's Laurie Anderson.

Posted on January 14, 2015 at 7:39 pm 0

On The "Queerosphere," Letting Terrible Dog Owners Lie, And Smelly Business

Yeah you can kick someone out for being a terrible dog owner. When the responsibility falls on you to take care of the dog, and you don't want to take care of a dog...that's bullshit. I am happily dog free, and if a roommate did that to me ONCE we'd have a serious discussion, twice she'd be out or I'd be out. It's a ridiculously inconsiderate thing to do. Why do irresponsible people should own pets? UGH. Tirade over.

Posted on January 14, 2015 at 3:40 pm 0

On Sleater-Kinney, "No Cities To Love"

YES, watch Boyhood. Best movie of 2014. Talk about crying.

Posted on January 12, 2015 at 2:39 pm 0

On Ocean's Eleven: Ladies Night

Margaret Cho. For anything.

Posted on January 7, 2015 at 6:18 pm 0

On Excerpts From the January 2015 Vogue, Presented Without Commentary

Is Vogue copy always so thick with adjectives? This reads like swallowing lumpy oatmeal feels.

Posted on January 7, 2015 at 12:18 pm 0