On Elderly Dogs and Babies: A Primer
@JoanTition and Craftastrophies: OK, OK, twist my arm...
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On Tetherball Continues to Wait for Her Opportunity
@iceberg Red Rover, Red Rover, send Russia right over!
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On Absolute Transparency, or Love in the Time of Google
Ely, saying you're “excessively, stupidly, self-damagingly fastidious about dating” is not grounds for self-congratulation on your honesty, it's a sign that you're a massive asshole. I'm more than glad I wasn't dating an Ely when I almost died from a genetic heart disorder; I'd likely have gotten a goodbye Post-It when I woke up in the ICU.
Carla, this was wonderful. Good for you for being so brave and honest, and good luck with Andrew!
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On "The outlandish drama began at about 8 p.m." ...
@Megano! Bilbo Baggins?
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On "The outlandish drama began at about 8 p.m." ...
@TheUnchosenOne A lot worse, like...everything else on the Taco Bell menu?
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On Not Chasing Amy
@meaux Um, no. But that Young Ones episode is really good.
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On Or, if You Live Elsewhere, on Your Dogsled?
@okaycrochet In a hole in the ground there ran a subway. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a subway-hole, and that means lots of other people reading and playing Angry Birds Space.
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On Elderly Dogs and Babies: A Primer
@JoanTition I really have to restrain myself, or my hard drive would be full to bursting of photos of my daughter and her corgi sister.
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On Elderly Dogs and Babies: A Primer
@dj pomegranate Dog food was about the most harmless "nasty" thing I ate as a toddler, because I didn't have to get my stomach pumped afterward. Always a plus. My dog loved me because he could put his chin on my high chair and get a free meal.
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On Never-Complainers, Workaholics, and the Balding-and-Manly
@stuffisthings Any dude with a combover. Combovers are the opposite of sexy.