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On What Will They Name It

@stuffisthings Reynilda Petronilla Ioetta Scholastica Eunisia Windsor

Posted on December 3, 2012 at 9:05 pm 0

On Aren't You Supposed to Call Him "Timmy?"

See also: http://idlewords.com/2012/09/no_evidence_of_disease.htm

Posted on November 15, 2012 at 1:53 pm 2

On Ukrainian Barbie Flu

Google image search for "Valeriya Lukyanova" followed by fifteen minutes of screaming

Posted on October 18, 2012 at 6:27 pm 0

On Vote! Vote!

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Posted on October 9, 2012 at 8:22 pm 1

On The Best Worst Movie

@theharpoon Yes, I've seen it! It's certainly bad in every way -- acting, writing, staging, direction, ability to keep stuff in focus -- but it's more like a terrible, failed art film than a holy-bananas-what-the-hell-were-they-thinking trainwreck like "Troll 2" or "The Room." It's worth seeing, if for no other reason than it was immortalized by Patton Oswalt, but I didn't get the same "so bad it's good" enjoyment from it as I have from other terrible films I've seen. (And I've seen so many. "Stuntrock", anyone?)

Posted on October 1, 2012 at 6:05 pm 0

On Dinner and a First Person Shooter

@jen325 Buy TORCHLIGHT instead! It's cheap ($10-15), comes from some really earnest indie developers and has a huge ecosystem of user-built mods and customizations. Even better: it can be run on very old machines and doesn't require a (*spit*) always-on inernet connection.

Posted on July 11, 2012 at 5:01 pm 0

On Excavating a 21st-Century Working-Class Female's Workplace

@ginalouise Is 11am too early to head to the Toronado?

Posted on June 8, 2012 at 1:47 pm 1

On Explaining Rob Ford to Americans

@frigwiggin Rob Ford is actually a colossal pillar of wasp eggs.

Posted on June 7, 2012 at 6:29 pm 3

On William Gibson on the Internet in 1997

For a good writer, that is a tragically mixed metaphor. His otherness met a river which is a mother?

Posted on June 4, 2012 at 2:21 pm 0

On Memorable Last Calls

Negroni season isn't for amateurs.

Posted on May 24, 2012 at 8:12 pm 3