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On The Rules of Oktoberfest

@laurel "These are not the specific objects I recall"...

Posted on September 27, 2011 at 12:34 pm 0

On The Tiny House That's Also a Boat

Wo ist der tinypotty?

Posted on September 12, 2011 at 4:22 pm 0

On An Interview With Australopithecus Sediba

Oh, Glont, we are like brothers who never met.

Posted on September 8, 2011 at 12:03 pm 3

On Ask a Clean Person: It’s Time to Talk About Your Floors

No pinesol or heavy pine scents around pets: they will go crazy/get horrible burning sensations in their mouths/ears. Use the Murphy's.

Posted on September 8, 2011 at 11:57 am 0

On Ask a Clean Person: Butt Marker, Cast Iron, and Hood Grease

@miss buenos aires For painted hoods, try Simple Green HD. It is not actually green, but it's no ammonia. And put some newspapers on the cooktop so that the grease-and-cleaner drippings don't make a secondary mess.

Posted on August 4, 2011 at 11:49 am 0

On A No Longer Even Remotely Topical Observation About the Remake of The Day the Earth Stood Still

The sound design of the film was actually pretty amazing. I would gladly listen to it again if you could peel off all the voices and the stupid shit that gets said (I'm looking at you John Cleese).

Posted on July 20, 2011 at 2:13 pm 0

On "People Still Think That I’m the Same Sad Skank I Was in 2005"

@vanillawaif: What Courtney would say and where it was reported:

1. Got carried out of the London in WeHo in 2009, screaming, "Fuck you, Gordon! When I want a bloomin' onion, I want a fuckin' bloomin' onion!"; TMZ

2. #4 in her list of all-time crushes; she still does a wicked Serge impression when she gets high; Glamour

3. Did him; The Howard Stern Show

4. Did her; Modern Maturity

5. Met him at Bar Marmont once, smacked him across the face just to make sure he could blink. He did; somewhere in the transcript of one of Frances Bean's parental fitness hearings.

Posted on May 26, 2011 at 10:29 pm 3

On The Safe House

You'll love your foot-thick concrete walls until you want to hang a picture. Then you have to drag out the hammer drill and blast away.

Posted on May 25, 2011 at 10:24 am 1

On Labyrinth Ear's Spooky, Hypnotic "Snow White" Music Video

@retrovertigo Not just supposed to be--the Fleischers rotoscoped Calloway to get the moves right.

Posted on May 18, 2011 at 11:48 am 0