OH YES IT WAS
It's a what-guys-do-during-childbirth doll from MamAmor.
Please tell me about perfect underwear! (I own twice as many pairs as I ever wear.)
I, too, dislike it when my underwear hurts!
I agree with exactly everything you just said.
WHAT. THE FUCKKKKKKKKK.
I am going to enjoy reading this again now. Thank you!