On 8 Headlines That Sound Like Upworthy, But Are Simply Attempts To Express My Withering Contempt For That Collective of Neo-Liberal Douchebags
I laughed audibly at this. Well done!
Good article. I especially like the part about "I wish I could love this!" because when I first read that I thought, "I feel that way all the time! My soul is so cold and dead I'm always wishing I could love things!" Then I read the rest of the paragraph and was all, "Oh."
Burrito "The Mule" Martinez? Why does a man named Burrito need a nickname?