On Hate Actually

@jules Right? Like she's a little on the co-dependent side, because there were several healthy ways that she could have dealt with that situation but she chose the path that led to her isolating herself socially and using her "duty" to her special needs brother as the crutch to do so. Laura Linney plays that character in a very subtle, nuanced way. Still breaks my heart, and I don't think I'd be as sad if Karl wasn't as freaking hot as he was.

Posted on January 23, 2014 at 6:51 pm 0

On Hate Actually

@anitabath Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion is a modern classic! Totally underrated. Outfits are insane and over the top 90's, but everything that my best friend and I made for our Barbies were modeled after what they wore (I was like, 9 or 10 when this came out). And that dance routine at the end with Alan Cumming is hilarious/inspired.

Posted on January 23, 2014 at 6:41 pm 0

On The Best Time I Learned My Last Name Means Blow Job

@stroopwafel i remember a kid named Titsworth who went to the public school in my area (i was banished to Catholic school wahhh) & he was friends with a bunch of boys i worked with at the pizza place, and they nicknamed him Titties aka Tits McGee. Anchorman was really popular at the time...

Posted on January 16, 2014 at 12:59 pm 0

On 5 Conversations Resulting From the Scene In The Counselor Involving Cameron Diaz's Vagina

@codi_cathleen i've been trying to get up the courage to do it again. i haven't since 2007, and i won't attempt it without being blind drunk. i don't have a high pain tolerance.

Posted on October 29, 2013 at 1:23 pm 0

On Dear Office Hottie

i feel like my boss purposely hires clerks that are too young for me or super gay, just so i can't hook up with them. or maybe i outgrew this job several years ago... nope, i'm going to go with the spiteful office manager narrative...

Posted on October 23, 2013 at 12:38 pm 0

On The Best Time My Sister and I Got Kicked Out of Rugged Sleepaway Camp

@frenz.lo my friend once packed her belongings in a rolling suitcase for a river rafting trip. she also curiously thought it appropriate to bring a curling iron, just in case.

Posted on August 21, 2013 at 7:47 pm 0