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On Logan Echolls Syndrome, Cohabitation Power Politics, and The Girlfriend Label

@themegnapkin I'm with you on this. I've been in love only once, and the moment I knew I was in love happened in my kitchen. The relationship turned out to be an unmitigated disaster and it took a solid year after it ended for me to walk past the spot of my, er, "ephiphany," without being haunted by it. I think being NEAR her home so she can get there fast, but not IN her home, is the best way to go.

Posted on April 16, 2014 at 1:55 pm 0

On Get Your Arse Out, Mate!

I don't understand...she's attractive, why aren't they flattered? It's...why, it's almost like creepy behavior is creepy no matter who is doing it!

Posted on April 10, 2014 at 1:32 pm 0

On "Hello, I am away until 01/01/2070 and am unable to read your message"

Oh, nononononononoNO. "Auntie Mame" does not need to be remade. Only rewatched.

Posted on April 8, 2014 at 4:30 pm 0

On Harbinger of End Times Arrives in Ireland Inhabiting Physical Body of Goat-Sheep ("Geep")

"Mr Murphy said the ewe in question was raising the geep 'just like a lamb.'"

Well, of course - he's still her kid!

(Rim shot)

Jia, this is fantastic and clever...and true.

Posted on April 4, 2014 at 10:18 am 2

On George Is the One With the Glasses: My Seinfeld Capitulation

As a "Seinfeld" aficionado I hope you dig the show (the opening of the Little Jerry episode is one of my favorite scenes of any show of all time) but as someone who gets a kick out of not really falling in line with what everybody else luuuuuuuuurves (Beyonce? Meh, okay.), if you don't like the show then go ahead and get down with your bad, contrarian self.

Posted on March 25, 2014 at 1:02 pm 1

On Ladies Love The Running Man and The Dougie

I am a firm believer that if you are enjoying yourself, all dancing is "good" dancing. I'll take someone who lacks moves but is out doing *something* over a person who refuses to dance ANY and EVERY day.

Well, except the Elaine Dance. That is objectively terrible and hilarious.

Posted on March 25, 2014 at 11:49 am 1

On For Two People, A Wedding Announcement

I was walking down the street when I thought I heard this voice say
'Hey, ain't we walking down the same street on the very same day?'
I said, 'Hey, señorita, that's astute;
Why don't we get together and call ourselves an institute?'

Posted on March 19, 2014 at 12:58 pm 0

On What My Mom Wishes I Was Blogging About

@Lily Rowan I don't trust FB to actually keep people from seeing things even with filters. So I just don't say something unless I'm fine with all of my friends seeing it.

Posted on March 14, 2014 at 9:01 am 0

On Which English Do You Speak?

@Lauren_O'Neal I'd lay money she's unfamiliar with "needs washed" unless she has relatives in Pittsburgh (my hometown) or elsewhere in western PA. There are only two things eastern and western PA have in common linguistically. One is to say "PA" instead of "Pennsylvania" (which is statewide, really) and the other is "hoagie." I'd never even heard of "I'm done my homework" until this very post. But yesterday as I put my hair up in a gumband (western PA word, originally a rubber band but long since extended to also mean hair tie) I was telling someone how it (my hair) totally needs cut.

Posted on March 14, 2014 at 12:13 am 0

On What My Mom Wishes I Was Blogging About

@Julie the T Whatever her two cats are currently doing or did earlier that day.

Posted on March 13, 2014 at 11:11 am 2