On Bill Murray and Me

This is the dream.

Posted on March 28, 2014 at 9:09 am 0

On Vin Diesel Made a Special Video For You?

I'm not entirely clear about what I just watched.

Posted on January 28, 2014 at 10:51 am 0

On The Best Time I Learned My Last Name Means Blow Job

My mom's maiden name is Felch. I didn't learn what it meant until I went to university.

Soooo... that's something.

Posted on January 16, 2014 at 5:50 pm 1

On The Best Time I Lost a Tampon and Found My Cervix

Thank you for reminding me that I was due for a pap smear several months ago. On the phone to reschedule it now.

Posted on November 20, 2013 at 9:15 am 0

On The Best Time I Got Catfished By a Dead Person

A friend of mine was in a... "thing"... with a girl he met online for about five years. She had cancer and lived across the Atlantic and they couldn't meet because of... issues. He talked her through chemotherapy for hours and hours every night, through her having to get a mastectomy, got to even know her family members on the phone.

Then one day he spoke to her mother and it turned out she had never had cancer, she had been getting electroshock therapy for severe mental illness.

I'm not really sure how you get over that.

Posted on September 28, 2013 at 1:35 pm 0

On The Hairpin Travel Series, Part Two: "An Escape From Untenable Circumstances"

@Edith Zimmerman Whaaaaaat! You break my heart, Edith.

Posted on August 29, 2013 at 7:17 am 0

On Something Quiet, Something Just for You

@limenotapple I am exactly the same way and I never really thought about why it's a thing for me... It's the same kind of 'detaily' stuff that I get the feeling from - I remember distinctly watching this girl in my math class in high school kind of obsessively but delicately touching and readjusting her hair and being mesmerised by it. Same thing with makeovers, anything delicate/detaily/hand-oriented.

I had no idea this was a thing.

Posted on May 21, 2013 at 6:28 am 0

On Thoughts Upon Receiving a Ludicrously Enormous Tip

This event never occurred to me when I was a server.

Possibly because of the proportion of the time I spilled drinks on people.

Posted on May 15, 2013 at 3:59 am 0

On Hiking the Tetons

@MadKey Or alternatively, go hiking alone in bear-less places.

Posted on April 18, 2013 at 8:26 am 2

On "How I Stopped Eating Food"

@Sea Ermine I'm not sure not eating food can be considered 'healthy' at least not in terms of 'mental health'. All I see is disorder.

Posted on March 14, 2013 at 10:13 am 4