Google Lily Allen Not Fair, watch the video and then come back here and tell me you didn't have a strong urge to fondle her butt in that jumpsuit.
@lemonadefish I got the number! At 5:05, but it was two grand less than I thought it would be which is a nice surprise? And hell no, I didn't give her more time. I've been trying to buy the house for three months allready, and her plan was way too shady. I sicced my realtor on her, he wrote a very polite letter saying fuck off (in so many words).
@rekabeka They told me that is very common on the first one, because they have no previous images to compare too. But yes, it's scary. Good luck, but I bet they are just doing CYA.
@One of the funnest moments of this whole thing was the seller calling me up and trying to guilt me into giving her ten extra days after closing (she allready has 5). Without telling my realtor, or the bank, or changing the contract, or, you know, paying my rent for ten days (300 bucks). I just sat there with my mouth hanging open. I swear I've been the best buyer ever, didn't ask for any repairs, paid the asking price, accomodated her wish to use a title company fifty miles away. It's been real.
Jesus, that's like, my worst nightmare. Omg.
I am stress eating and drinking myself to oblivion this week beacuse I am buying a house and the closing is supposed to be Monday at 10am, but every step of the way the owner is dragging her feet (I swear it's a power play)(never, ever, will I buy from a For Sale By Owner again) and holding shit up....and it's 4pm,on Friday, and I still don't know how much my cashier's check is supposed to be made out for. OMG I cannot take this. Help.
On HBO Should Show Dongs: "Like, in between the boobs. Edited in between. Or like, literally in between, that'd be cool too"
Ok showing my age here, but Harvey Keitel (flaccid or maybe semi) in The Piano, Ewan McGregor seems to be happy to whip it out anytime anywhere, and the incestuous brother in that Patsy Kensit movie based on AS Byatt's Angels and Insects deffo had a semi. But he HAD just been doing his sister, which took the shine off it a bit. Oh. Are we just doing HBO stiffies? I'm sorry!
@Girl Named Jack Slainte!
@Girl Named Jack Thanks for giving me hope! Today I finally told my BFF I couldn't take her mistreatment of me anymore and needed to not see her for a while; found out my mortgage application was approved, and am celebrating my birthday with my remaining friends. Many emotions. I would like next week to be smoother, please.