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On April Horoscopes from Galactic Rabbit

SHE'S HEEEEEEEEEEEEERE she's here.

Posted on April 7, 2014 at 12:16 pm 0

On "PRODUCT DETAILS: This attachment for your bath will hold your beverage in a wine glass while you bathe."

but i'm just going to have a cup of coffee :(

Posted on March 24, 2014 at 2:17 pm 1

On "PRODUCT DETAILS: This attachment for your bath will hold your beverage in a wine glass while you bathe."

damn, i wanna go have a wine bath RIGHT NOW.

Posted on March 24, 2014 at 2:13 pm 2

On "PRODUCT DETAILS: This attachment for your bath will hold your beverage in a wine glass while you bathe."

This is the thank-you-for-being-my-bridesmaid gift of my dreams. Why aren't the weirdo Colorado libertarian one-man-flask factories on etsy making these instead? We don't want pink flasks, assholes. WE WANT WINE BATH.

Posted on March 24, 2014 at 10:51 am 3

On Meet the Ostracized, Pad-Wearing, Goat's-Blood-Collecting Reproductive Health Hero of Southern India

i came down to say the same thing! I mean, have jumped over a wall while wearing white jeans only two or three times.

Posted on March 4, 2014 at 2:35 pm 1

On False Dichotomy vs Who Cares

@FlufferNutter Jia, pls distribute these Built-in Shock Proof Bullshit Detectors for all. I would love to buy it in an ETSY SHOPPE.

Posted on February 26, 2014 at 1:59 pm 1

On Interview With a Pregnant Porn Star

maya west do all visuals. Be the Visual Officer or something

Posted on February 19, 2014 at 7:57 pm 1

On A Sasha Cohen Tribute Post

@adorable-eggplant SURYA! the moment in my young life when i realized that you could OBVIOUSLY be the best and still lose? First Fuck All Those Fuckers moment? YES! SURYAAAAA!

But also sasha. I bet sasha pronounces bitch like betch and that is just fine.

Posted on February 7, 2014 at 3:52 pm 0

On Engagement Chicken, Three Ways

preheat the oven omg omg omg

Posted on January 16, 2014 at 1:35 pm 0