This is just fascinating. Thank you, Jennifer and Jia!
I initially misread the title and thought it said "Talking to an Abortion Dracula."
Beautiful work, nonetheless.
100% agree with the stacked bob bit, I will say.
These jokes are as overdone as the pot roast I'll be serving for dinner tonight amid my Hummel figurines and strains of Christian roccckkkkk. Seriously, so much from writers on the coasts and this is how the 'Pin decides to represent the Midwest? Bah.
K I'm done being cranky now. Just thought I'd throw in $0.02.
@heroicdestinysquad That's really intelligent, and I totally agree. TD probably won't go in that direction, but, yeah, the cult aspect effectively elides the systemic mistreatment of women in our culture in favor of a showy—carnivalesque—mask—...time...is...a...flat—circle—okay I'm done. Good point.
Too bad it's definitely not going to be Marty. There's nothing in the show to support that conclusion, and Nic P. has come out said it's not him. Barring a twist, we'll have to deal with the fact that he's not complicit (except morally), and is simply one of the bad men keeping other bad men at bay.
I felt pressure to get these "right," as if I "should" know what the hell they're supposed to mean, but I didn't, except for Green-Eared Spaghetti Monster. And I wouldn't have, even though I've finally rewatched all the eps and figured out all the plot threads. Braaaavoooo to the creative use of emojis, nonetheless.
And yeah, Maggie!!! Mag-GIE Mag-GIE Mag-GIE. *fist pump*
This was hilarious.
I actually registered just to comment on this post (longtime reader, first-time commenter): Smitten Kitchen (holla) has a magical recipe for buttermilk roasted chicken that makes an EXCELLENT dinner-party dish (for non-veg people, ahem). It takes about 5 minutes of prep time, one day of marinating/do nothing time, and about 40 minutes of cook time. Boom: http://smittenkitchen.com/blog/2012/01/buttermilk-roast-chicken/ I seriously recommend. Plus, it tastes fantastic with an easy green salad and some bread on the side. So easy. Hi everybody.