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@TheUnchosenOne Also a sad, kinda bad boyfriend in Snow Falling On Cedars! But then, spoiler alert, he becomes the greatest kindest ex boyfriend ever.
For cheaper, cool ring options, check out Turtle Love Co., Bario-Neal, or really any of the jewelry people that advertise on A Practical Wedding. No links because I'm typing on my phone but we can all Google, right??
I just watch Netflix on my phone. Archer! Arrested Development! 30 Rock! Parks and Rec! Precise 20 minute intervals! It's awesome.
Barry Hannah! Etgar Keret!
My favorite story of all time though: "The Ceiling" by Kevin Brockmeier.
Were the strippers actually Hot Cops?
@okaycrochet Maybe just getting a small spot on your pants. Who hasn't done that?!?
Also, let's all do some kegels right now.
@The Lady of Shalott Once I accidentally on purpose melted my shoes to get attention while at summer camp. Did it work? No.
Later I pretended I knew how to play euchre and that's how I learned how to play euchre. (Michigan!)
This is totally true. My friends were on the show, and they said it was a setup.
@lavender gooms Mike Holmes: Canada's Most Trusted Canadian
@Not It It has a dash of creme de cacao, my friend.