On Take a Nice Selfie at My Funeral

I am still very angry at the kids on that tumblr, since you guys posted it the other day. I think Ms. Wortham is incorrect. She's giving them credit they don't deserve. I don't think selfies at funerals have much more meaning than "I want people to see me dressed up AND give me sympathy." It's a double-whammy for a vain teen. No one can convince me it's deeper than that. These kids are just self-absorbed shits.

Posted on November 1, 2013 at 2:21 pm 1

On Let's Balance Out This Horrible Selfie With This Wonderful Selfie

So, aside from how rage-inducing these flippant idiots are to begin with....those funeral selfies show a huge variety of outfits that I would NEVER wear to a funeral. Leave your goddamn mini skirts and leopard print at home and act like this is an important event.

Posted on October 29, 2013 at 5:41 pm 3

On Let's Balance Out This Horrible Selfie With This Wonderful Selfie

Posted on October 29, 2013 at 5:36 pm 0

On Your Breakfast Has Been Lying to You

@kangerine - Same! If I try to force breakfast (like if I have a morning meeting I know will run way past my normal 11AM snack time) I feel ill.

Posted on September 11, 2013 at 12:55 pm 0

On We Need to Talk About Jellyfish

@Queen Elisatits - WELL SHIT I wasn't GOING to but now I can't sleep for the rest of my life.

Posted on September 10, 2013 at 10:36 am 0

On Friday Open Thread

@adorable-eggplant - It's dogneedsadventure.com. It is very much brand new and I don't know what I'm doing but I succeeded in getting some photos of him up there so I'm happy. Now, to actually admit to my friends that it exists (since the point was to stop flooding my instagram with him but that is only worth doing if the people who really love him still know where to get all the photos of him)

Posted on September 9, 2013 at 5:53 pm 0

On Are You Part of the 16% of People Who Can't Look at This Without Screaming?

@JessicaLovejoy -SERIOUSLY that photo is the sole reason I have a problem with this picture. Without that frame of reference, this would not be horrifying. Perhaps 16% of people they studied saw that photo.

Posted on September 9, 2013 at 5:51 pm 1

On Friday Open Thread

Oh! By the way! Remember when we talked about cotton candy grapes?


Well, I found some at the store last night and obviously had to buy them. Verdict: surprisingly cotton candy-y. You can't eat a ton at once because after a while they just kind of taste like regular grapes. But the first few you eat definitely taste like cotton candy. Everyone I give one to says "holy crap."

Definitely not something I will be buying regularly, but a nice novelty snack for today.

Posted on September 6, 2013 at 5:37 pm 0

On Friday Open Thread

@Hot Doom - I'm so sorry. Old animals are heartbreakers.

Posted on September 6, 2013 at 4:50 pm 0

On Friday Open Thread

I started a blog for pictures of my dog this week. So I'm That Girl now.

Posted on September 6, 2013 at 4:49 pm 4