On So You Barfed in Your Copy of Jolie Kerr's My Boyfriend Barfed in My Handbag
This is going to be my go-to gift for the high school and college graduates in my life. And myself.
<3 u Jolie!
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On Amusingly Horrible Things I Have Said: The Bracket
@Fig. 1 (formerly myfanwy) Me too :S
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On Amusingly Horrible Things I Have Said: The Bracket
@mynamebackwards You are fantastic.
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On Amusingly Horrible Things I Have Said: The Bracket
I like how #16 has no context.
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On Amusingly Horrible Things I Have Said: The Bracket
@causedbycomma Yeah, me too. Lady was acting pretty foolhardy.
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On Amusingly Horrible Things I Have Said: The Bracket
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On Semi-Secret Affairs, Smanging, and the 88 Percent
@hands_down I'm thinking bar? Which is why you shouldn't date bartenders.
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On Semi-Secret Affairs, Smanging, and the 88 Percent
@The Everpresent Wordsnatcher The only way I feel like the Vagina Manipulation could possibly work in this situation is "Clean your gross house if you ever want to put your P in my V, and that goes for every time, not just this once ".
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On My Fave Two
@dale Yeah, I'm an outlier, too. I very rarely talk either of my parents. I mean, my mom is pleasant enough, but I don't ever really feel like I'm a priority for her. I have two older sisters who are also mothers, and that's mostly where her time and attention go, although I think if she had it her way, all of it would go to her dog. The idea of deeply confiding in her blows my mind.
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On So You Barfed in Your Copy of Jolie Kerr's My Boyfriend Barfed in My Handbag
@sudden but inevitable betrayal
OMG Hairpin book tour would make my life!