I first read this post's title as "Things I Wish I Could Do with My Ped Egg Foot Shavings," which was slightly more disturbing.
Nice. Some might say that a weekend--or any time, really--on the Princeton campus is still "one long struggle for honor and virtue," but for different reasons.
Is there some way to prevent yogurt from decaying? Because these call for such a scientific advance.
On The AARP Pie
100% On the L train to Williamsburg
Favorite part: "... and [removed her / didn't wear] glasses."
@stuffisthings - Even a radish wouldn't get confirmed.
As long as we're harking back, was the "tiny, tiny study" conducted in a tiny, tiny house?
I wish more people would refer to things as "possibly the worst idea, ever."
Decapitation + Moth = "Silence of the Lambs"?
@cherrispryte - I do remember that piece--though only faintly, and I certainly didn't remember the name of the protagonist. (Obviously, you had a vested interest therein; I didn't.)