@frigwiggin OKAY fine
@nature_morte I logged in specifically to thumbs-up your comments. I also hate how whenever someone presents with a bicycle-related injury the first question is "Were you wearing a helmet?" Doesn't matter if you got doored in the leg, you'd better have been wearing a helmet or no sympathy is forthcoming. There is a culture of blaming the cyclist for the auto-inflicted injury here in the US and the helmet-shaming is a shitty part of it. I don't deserve to be hit with a car if I'm not wearing a helmet, you know?
No but it's a really good column if you imagine the sunglasses people in the picture giving it!
No but seriously, the penis cheese story.
@frigwiggin I have mine all burned up and ready to send tomorro! your reminder email made the difference.
Haha no way, after a breakup I BURN ALL THE NOTES.
I'm going to jump on the pedantic train and say it's not the trailer hitch that was the problem, it was the tailgate. #trucklady
KON-TIKI! As a kid I read the illustrated edition so many times that when I was bored during class I built a 3D model of the raft out of paper and glue by memory. I still remember the six dudes' names/faces. I got together with my husband when he was rocking a full red beard - COINCIDENCE? I daydreamed of being the kickass lady on board a new Kon-Tiki. Remember the prehistoric fish that ended up in the sleeping cabin and scared the crap out of (I think) Torstein? And how they saved that boy's life in the islands with penicillin and that rusty old radio? Memories!!
she had me at "party and bullshit"