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On Cranksgiving

i take umbrage at this. adderall cuts your appetite, not enhances it.

how can you be so irresponsible.

Posted on November 29, 2013 at 12:34 am 0

On Scrub?

HI I WAS AT THAT DANCE PARTY IN GOWANUS. If you saw a girl go up multiple times to request Cher, that was me.

Posted on May 1, 2013 at 4:52 pm 0

On "I'm Not A Human, I'm A Sim"

@Lyesmith Oh god, and removing all the toilets from their little Sim houses. It was like torture-playing with my Barbies all over again.

Posted on April 3, 2013 at 1:13 pm 3

On "I'm Not A Human, I'm A Sim"

I was going to make fun of this until I remembered the shit I used to do online as a teenager (hint: anime forums).

Posted on April 3, 2013 at 1:11 pm 4

On Dental Date

I've been looking for a new dentist...tell Dr. Young the internet got him a new patient.

Posted on April 3, 2013 at 11:41 am 1

On On Romance and Psychosomatic Sneezing

OH MY GOD haha this happens to me! Except in an explicitly sexual way! It's very awkward when getting down with myself or someone else. But it's always happened, from waaaaay back when I was but a young girl exploring her nascent sexuality.

Anyway! a couple months ago I was like, "oh wait, I should google this" and came across THAT SAME ARTICLE. But I think my tic is annoying, but kind of cute, I guess.

Posted on March 27, 2013 at 7:58 pm 2

On Torres, "Come to Terms"

My friend did a photo shoot with Torres maybe a month ago for Native magazine, and either I'm thinking this was the same day or this is her lucky outfit because she was wearing the same thing?

Either way, I have much love for my adoptive city of Nashville and I'm super stoked to see another star coming out of there.

Posted on March 12, 2013 at 8:49 pm 0

On Ask Santa

But Santa, in your infinite wisdom why did you bring me a Furby that one Christmas of 1998? I know you know I wanted it, but didn't you know it would just scare me half to death when one night it started talking from where I had hidden it in the back of my closet out of fear?

Posted on December 24, 2012 at 2:41 am 4

On Get This Look: Royal Ladies

I hope you all realize that Anastasia was 20th Century Fox, not Disney. Egregious error, and I will never read the Hairpin, never again!!

Posted on October 3, 2012 at 1:05 pm 0

On Dads

tears. so many tears.

my dad is working from home today. i think i'm going to go give him a hug.

Posted on June 15, 2012 at 3:13 pm 0