I'm not going to dismiss this guy right away. By his logic, anyone who is not having sex at this very second is abstinent. So get me a to a nunnery!
NOPE! Then Y2K happens and I get pregnant. Or a solar flare happens and I get pregnant. Or some bitch in my sorority uses my remote on me while I'm sleeping and I get pregnant. Or a shark eats my arm off and I get pregnant. Or a group of 13 men run a heist on Las Vegas that involves the emission of an EMP and EVERYONE GETS PREGNANT. Or Oprah goes nuts and YOU get a pregnancy and YOU get a pregnancy and YOU get a pregnancy and EVERYONE IS PREGNANT!
You've been caught ca-noodling more than once.
If you're a bird, then I'm a bird.
"I decided I'd rather kill myself than meet Rex Manning."
Bwahahahahahha. Oh, Deb.
More! More!!! Beauty tips! Affirmations! Work Outs! Sex tips!
I would be the drunk woman in the corner shoving apples and carrots into my updo (horse-hair, darling).
My eyes are UP HERE!
And on my tits.
I have purchased about nine copies of Welcome to the Monkey House. I lend it to people, but they never seem to want to give it back. It's a VERY good book.
Teen Vogue Said So
Tooty Fruity (Toot like Fart)