@Jazmine YES! I used to have to babysit my little sisters (twins!) and the only thing that ever would get them to settle down is MK+A's "My First Video." They probably could still sing "I am the Cute One" to perfection.
I imagine Fitzpatrick is used to responses like, "Yes...mmhmmm...yes, yes...yesss...NO! NO! NO! ABORT!"
I'm not going to dismiss this guy right away. By his logic, anyone who is not having sex at this very second is abstinent. So get me a to a nunnery!
NOPE! Then Y2K happens and I get pregnant. Or a solar flare happens and I get pregnant. Or some bitch in my sorority uses my remote on me while I'm sleeping and I get pregnant. Or a shark eats my arm off and I get pregnant. Or a group of 13 men run a heist on Las Vegas that involves the emission of an EMP and EVERYONE GETS PREGNANT. Or Oprah goes nuts and YOU get a pregnancy and YOU get a pregnancy and YOU get a pregnancy and EVERYONE IS PREGNANT!
You've been caught ca-noodling more than once.
If you're a bird, then I'm a bird.
"I decided I'd rather kill myself than meet Rex Manning."
Bwahahahahahha. Oh, Deb.
More! More!!! Beauty tips! Affirmations! Work Outs! Sex tips!
I would be the drunk woman in the corner shoving apples and carrots into my updo (horse-hair, darling).
My eyes are UP HERE!
And on my tits.