Needs more bullfighting.
On "This over-the-top Toronto mansion has hosted the likes of Pierre Elliott Trudeau and Jane Fonda, but its biggest claim to fame is a leading role in the Olsen twins' hit film It Takes Two."
It would be fun to make a horror version of "It Takes Two." If I remember correctly, the twins' characters aren't even related in the film. What if it was the story of a psychotic social worker who abducted children and got them plastic surgery to dopelgang the rich children of single, lovable men who happen to always be on the brink of marrying a gold-digging blonde.
When I was in the sixth grade, I purchased Janet Jackson's "janet" album. My mother asked to borrow it, but before I gave it to her, I painstakingly scribbled out the word Virgin (the record label) on the CD and liner notes. I don't know why.
I want that kind of olive oil. The virgin but not sex-related but embarrassed anyway because Moommmmmmmm.
Can someone please do some investigative reporting on the Mary-Kate and Ashley's claim that they are fraternal twins? Lies. LIES. Identical like the fish in my bed. Burn them!
@Jazmine YES! I used to have to babysit my little sisters (twins!) and the only thing that ever would get them to settle down is MK+A's "My First Video." They probably could still sing "I am the Cute One" to perfection.
I imagine Fitzpatrick is used to responses like, "Yes...mmhmmm...yes, yes...yesss...NO! NO! NO! ABORT!"
I'm not going to dismiss this guy right away. By his logic, anyone who is not having sex at this very second is abstinent. So get me a to a nunnery!
NOPE! Then Y2K happens and I get pregnant. Or a solar flare happens and I get pregnant. Or some bitch in my sorority uses my remote on me while I'm sleeping and I get pregnant. Or a shark eats my arm off and I get pregnant. Or a group of 13 men run a heist on Las Vegas that involves the emission of an EMP and EVERYONE GETS PREGNANT. Or Oprah goes nuts and YOU get a pregnancy and YOU get a pregnancy and YOU get a pregnancy and EVERYONE IS PREGNANT!
You've been caught ca-noodling more than once.
If you're a bird, then I'm a bird.