These are tips that bear repeating.
(I am sorry.)
Scientists conclude that dinosaurs had "a (relatively) small penis."
The key word, in this instance, is "relatively."
Glad to finally see "Ned" at the top of one of these lists. It CAN be a sexy name!
"Mother May I Cruise With Feces?"
Which Molly is this one? Is she one of the Mollys, or just a Molly?
@MisterHippity Oh, and let me add to the general consensus: This post was awesome!!
"Spielberg made a big deal about casting an unknown actor as the main dude, but he's really just a hunk ..."
Back in the late 70s, director Carroll Ballard took the same approach to casting the boy who starred in "The Black Stallion." She wanted a total unknown -- the only stated prerequisite was that the kid had to know how to ride.
I knew how to ride, so my mom took me down to a casting office in Manhattan where they were having an open call for the part. We filled out a form, and then they took a Polaroid picture of my face and said "thank you." We never heard from them again.
See, I didn't know about the "good looking" part or I wouldn't have bothered. The kid they ended up casting was cute, it seems. I guess that's why they took a picture of my face rather than, say, giving us a "how well can you ride?" test at a stable or something.
I man-sturize regularly. But not as much as I did eight years ago.
Wait ... what are we talking about again?
@atipofthehat You got some Jim Copp CDs? That's awesome! Your children will have their minds warped just like I did!
Today's culinary climate is so polarized.
It's amazing that we, as a nation, can get any meal prepared these days!