On The Scientific Reasons Behind Fashion Don'ts

These are tips that bear repeating.

(I am sorry.)

Posted on January 21, 2015 at 4:33 pm 0

On Thank You, Dinosaur Erotica

Scientists conclude that dinosaurs had "a (relatively) small penis."

The key word, in this instance, is "relatively."

Posted on December 27, 2013 at 2:10 pm 0

On 'Game of Thrones' Men, by Hotness

Glad to finally see "Ned" at the top of one of these lists. It CAN be a sexy name!

Posted on April 26, 2013 at 11:24 am 1

On First Pages of Fake Lifetime Movies: 'The Triumph'

"Mother May I Cruise With Feces?"

Posted on February 19, 2013 at 3:19 pm 6

On Woman Not a Fan?

Which Molly is this one? Is she one of the Mollys, or just a Molly?

Posted on February 1, 2012 at 6:23 pm 0

On War Horse: An Illustrated Review

@MisterHippity Oh, and let me add to the general consensus: This post was awesome!!

Posted on January 9, 2012 at 2:19 pm 0

On War Horse: An Illustrated Review

"Spielberg made a big deal about casting an unknown actor as the main dude, but he's really just a hunk ..."

Back in the late 70s, director Carroll Ballard took the same approach to casting the boy who starred in "The Black Stallion." She wanted a total unknown -- the only stated prerequisite was that the kid had to know how to ride.

I knew how to ride, so my mom took me down to a casting office in Manhattan where they were having an open call for the part. We filled out a form, and then they took a Polaroid picture of my face and said "thank you." We never heard from them again.

See, I didn't know about the "good looking" part or I wouldn't have bothered. The kid they ended up casting was cute, it seems. I guess that's why they took a picture of my face rather than, say, giving us a "how well can you ride?" test at a stable or something.

Posted on January 9, 2012 at 2:00 pm 1

On The Man-sturizer

I man-sturize regularly. But not as much as I did eight years ago.

Wait ... what are we talking about again?

Posted on December 20, 2011 at 1:56 pm 0

On Thinking About Nuts

@atipofthehat You got some Jim Copp CDs? That's awesome! Your children will have their minds warped just like I did!

Posted on September 23, 2011 at 12:15 pm 0

On Thinking About Nuts

Today's culinary climate is so polarized.

It's amazing that we, as a nation, can get any meal prepared these days!

Posted on September 23, 2011 at 11:18 am 1