On If The Problem Is Maria, I Don't Want It to Be Solved

Temp want cake.

Posted on July 18, 2012 at 3:45 pm 1

On Take This Falkor as a Symbol of My Neverending... You Get It

Sorry, but: "Fezzig?"

Posted on June 20, 2012 at 9:40 pm 1

On Ask a Clean Person: Fair Is Fair – Get Rid of Your Ladies, Seriously, They Are Revolting

This is timely. I pulled a two and a half foot mass of hair and slime and a DRINKING STRAW (???) out of my shower drain this morning. So my question is, where do I pour the bleach to erase this memory from my brain? I'm guessing earhole?

Posted on November 10, 2011 at 7:29 pm 5

On "Eek!!"

@noReally The FIL was in their (LW and fiance's) BEDROOM, not the bathroom. Squick, squick, squick.

Posted on November 8, 2011 at 2:24 pm 1

On Actually Scary Movies

"Spoorloos" (the original, not that remake mess) will haunt you for DAYS. No word of a lie.

Posted on October 31, 2011 at 10:01 pm 0

On Belle's Inner Monologue

Thanks, my kids think I'm having a seizure now.

Posted on September 8, 2011 at 9:44 am 1

On Stone Soup

@EleanorRigby Grilled Charlie! Peanut butter outside, chocolate inside, butter inside, cheese outside.

Posted on August 18, 2011 at 2:50 pm 0

On How to Ruin a Perfectly Good Vacation With a Miscarriage

Lisa, I'm so sorry you have gone through this. My first pregnancy, nine years ago, ended in exactly this way. (I was told it was a "blighted ovum.") One thing I learned from the experience is that miscarriage is much more common than I ever would have imagined, and knowing that helped me somehow. You are doing such a good and brave thing by sharing your story, thank you.

Posted on August 16, 2011 at 11:45 am 1

On Books We Forgot We Loved: Lonesome Dove, by Larry McMurtry

"Some Can Whistle" will break your heart.

Posted on February 21, 2011 at 10:23 pm 0