I guess it's safe enough to call a turtle Thelma and Louise. A two- headed lemming, on the other hand...
@TheBelleWitch So what you need to do is find something shiny or sparkly, and then put it inside a hollow tree trunk that's fallen down. Then you drill a smallish hole, it helps if you bend nails over the hole, that'll make it about the right size. When he comes by he'll see the shiny thing and grab it, but then he'll be trapped because he'll refuse to open up his fist and lose the shiny thing.
... no, that's raccoons in the Ozarks.
His leash slipped out of my hands.
By Ophelia on Why Did You Lose Him?
@I'm Right on Top of that, Rose Build a weir in the nearest river, and then coax him into the water using a large inner tube and beer. As he comes through the weir...no wait, that's eels.
By Lili B. on Why Did You Lose Him?
@fondue with cheddar they're good at clawing those collars off with their feet.
Winter boyfriends only have a four month lifespan.
Why did I lose him? I dropped my hairpin too close to his cage and he picked the lock while I was napping.
@datalass 'crazy for you' by jennifer crusie is really great because it shows the evolution from bf to stalker-crazie.
yes, once again i have worked jennifer crusie into the conversation!
oh my god, where do I even START with my Things.
Isn't buying someone an ax for a gift the first act in a play where they bury the ax in your head in the final act?