"The number of male [restaurant] critics is more than double that of female critics."

Speaking critically isn't behavior that's necessarily desirable or encouraged in women. It's a similar question about why there aren't more women in finance. You can't be worried about whether people like you. You have to feel comfortable being fair. And sometimes fair isn't sweet.

That's the Boston Globe's Devra First in Grubstreet's great roundtable of female restaurant critics talking about hiring discrepancies in their field. Elsewhere: read Besha Rodell on the topic at LA Weekly, who found that around the country, "the number of male critics is more than double that of female critics," and also relayed this horrific tale: READ MORE

"Wrap Yourself in Wet, Fermented Hay," or: Spa Day!

But even if it doesn’t cure all your ills, does a hay bath feel nice? Here’s how it works: The hay is soaked in hot water, roughly 105 degrees. The spa-goer is wrapped tightly in this hot, wet grass for 15 to 20 minutes. Then there is a meditative comedown period, where you are wrapped in linen sheets, pores still glossy with essential oils. READ MORE

This College Graduation Season, Give the Gift of Eggs

Not since the birth control pill has a medical technology had such potential to change family and career planning. The average age of women who freeze their eggs is about 37, down from 39 only two years ago. (“Desperation level,” as Brigitte Adams, a marketing director at a Los Angeles software company who froze her eggs at 39, puts it.) And fertility doctors report that more women in their early 30s are coming in for the procedure. Not only do younger women have healthier eggs, they also have more time before they have to use them. READ MORE

Peep Art

The Washington Post has a 14-slide gallery of Miley Cyrus-inspired Peep Art. Above: "'Goodbye, Hannah Buntana' re-creates the scene at MTV’s Video Music Awards. Katrina Britt, 33, of Arlington, Va." Look at the mini iPhone. Gotta respect that attention to detail. (More non-Miley submissions here.) This is what Easter is for.

The Return of Orange Is the New Black

The girls are back June 6. What will be Natasha Lyonne's personal tagline after this season?

Lykke Li Made a Website For Her New Song

Swedish singer-songwriter Lykke Li's debuts her new song, "Gunshot," in a format I've never really seen before: with a standalone website. (The Awl is like, whatever, been there.) Stereogum's Tom Breihan calls this track, off of her forthcoming album I Never Learn, "the [other] best Phil Collins song I’ve heard this week," after Twin Shadow's "To the Top." I guess The Post was onto something. [Gunshot.co] READ MORE

Ingrid Michaelson, "Girls Chase Boys"

Maybe you're like Bobby and you've been aware of this very catchy lead single off of Ingrid Michaelson's new album, Lights Out (released yesterday) for a couple months now, or maybe you're like me and you had no idea. Either way, close out your humpday con Ingrid (and Robert, if you need the refresher).

Jill Abramson, Tattoo Advisor

You have a tattoo of a subway token, I was wondering when you're interviewing someone particularly hip or young do you use it as street cred? READ MORE

Punktown, USA

Here is a pretty, interactive map that tells you exactly where the "anything but country" populations are concentrated. Rochester, N.Y., your punk scene appears to be VIBRANT. [via Spin]

SZA and Isaiah, Alicia and Kendrick

First from SZA—whom I will continue to try and Make Happen on this here website because SZA is great and weird (a sample lyric from this track, with TDE label mate Isaiah Rashad: "We were all 13 once/ Long live tramp stamps, and Pepper Ann")—the video for her track "Warm Winds": READ MORE