Hairpin, please welcome your guest bloggers this week: Michelle Markowitz, who is always just crushin' it, and Lauren O'Neal, our favorite dirty hippie. They will guide you through early March, and when it is over you will probably wish they never left. Please say hi to them here and on Twitter, and please give them first-day-of-school noogies, they deserve it. Things around here will be pretty much normal, and Jia and I will be back next week. We'll miss you dearly. Send a postcard if you need us.
Fri! Fri. You made it; we made it; it's almost time to have a drink. Before we go, here is where we've been this week: READ MORE
We had seen "Drunk In Love" in emoji; we had seen "Drunk In Love" remixed into an ode to Dunkin' Donuts; we had seen "Drunk In Love" Katy B'd and smooth jazz'd; we had not yet seen "Drunk In Love" with young Blue Ivy Carter coming in at the end to make everyone's face melt off with a single, "watermelon." This, a clip from Bey's Grammy rehearsal (not the Jay Z stand-in), is the zenith; there shall be no more "Drunk In Loves." [Full video here]
Three years later, an answer: Nicole Kidman is Grace Kelly in Grace of Monaco. Check out the trailer here. Proposed tagline: Can Nicole Kidman as Grace Kelly have it all? Elsewhere, Andre 3000 really is Jimi Hendrix, and zombie beavers are as real as hoverboards and shall be called Zombeavers. You can make your jokes, but I think the trailer already handled most of them.