On The Clumsiest Party Imaginable
fort myers is the worst place in the whole entire world. they /would/ bite on st. paul's style. stupid southwest florida.
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On The League of Ordinary Ladies
pittsburgh ladies. any girl dates? possible pin-up? i just moved here and i'll say it: I'M LONELY
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On Ask a Clean Person: Get Rid of Your Men, Seriously, They Are Revolting
@Olivia2.0 i watched the trailer for that show and it made. me. rage. her singing to herself is intensely un-funny.
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On Beauty Q&A: Hair Inspiration, Dancewear, and Big Boots
@andhowever vanilla mint? MUST HAVE
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On Is Your Burberry Candle Ruining Your Life?
@waitykaitie honestly, yes. i can't resist the allure of chanel's beautiful nail polish colors and have felt like an asshole many, many times over for spending $30+ on nail polish. not only are the colors totally amazing, but the polish appears to be more opaque, coats more evenly, and goes on very smoothly. i feel like it wears and chips less than drugstore polish, but that might just be psychological.
but, i will say. i never finish a bottle of nail polish. i usually let it get old and goopy. not only have i noticed that chanel's polishes don't get goopy after a year or so, but i have finished off multiple bottles of blue satin. no, i did not drink it.
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On How to Be a Party Pooper
@mukmuk in reading this article, i discovered her kid's names are luna, kalina and sabrina. this woman is insufferable.
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On How to Survive a 10-Hour Flight Like a Lady
@alison clearly we one L alisons have similar plane eating habits. thai air is the best because you get unlimited cup-o-noodles but you have to eat them in the back of the plane, standing. apparently the smell bothers the other passengers but hey, it provides great opportunity for conversation with fine vagabond aussie men.
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On The Big Hair Tutorial
@ratchet eeeeee i love osis dust it! i use it almost every day and my little salt-shaker thing has lasted me a year+
but the WORST THING EVER is when you put way too much in and your hair gets matted and icky
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On What Was The Get Him System, Anyway?
@Youre_mybluesky i'm very attracted to guys with big noses. gives a face character!
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On 'Pinup Roundup
@tortietabbie yes yes yes i am so excited