On Are You Getting Enough "Placebo Sleep"?

I want that graphic tattooed on my body right this minute.

Posted on January 24, 2014 at 1:42 pm 1

On The Best Time I Learned My Last Name Means Blow Job

I knew a bus driver when I was in middle school named Dick Ball....

Posted on January 16, 2014 at 9:34 am 0

On Andy Suzuki & The Method, "Born Out of Mischief"

Sex symbol is right. Also, BROWN!

Posted on November 25, 2013 at 7:37 am 0

On Pairings By Profession in Notable Romantic Comedy Films

If "Rich/Unclear" and "Old Lady" isn't Harold and Maude, there is no justice on the hairpin. If, as I suspect, it is, then yes, all the shout outs to Old Lady, as she is my greatest role model in life.

Posted on November 19, 2013 at 1:15 pm 6

On Scandals of Classic Hollywood: The Most Kissable Hands of Pola Negri

Can I request my newest obsession, Buster Keaton? Those eyes! That face! That alcoholism and institutionalization!

Posted on November 15, 2013 at 6:31 am 1

On Film Programming for the Bedroom

I'm sorry, but Shame will only ever make you want to never ever even think about having sex again. Ever.

Posted on October 19, 2013 at 3:45 pm 0

On The Best Time My Girlfriend’s Baby Tooth Fell Out

@VerityStandingStill I made earrings out of my wisdom teeth. I am terrible.

Posted on October 2, 2013 at 9:08 am 1

On Come Sit By Me: A Literary Alternative to Missed Connections

@meetapossum Woodpecker is without a doubt the best Robbins. I still half hope to meet a Bernard on any given plane trip.

Posted on July 11, 2013 at 11:21 am 0

On A Very American Open Thread

@Biketastrophy all the Albany love.

Posted on July 3, 2013 at 2:50 pm 0

On A Very American Open Thread


As you were.

Posted on July 3, 2013 at 2:50 pm 1