haha, "serves 15" aka serves me 15 times.
@pterodactylish ask not for whom the bell trolls; it trolls for thee.
@bgprincipessa HAHAH. That is such a good idea I might have to borrow it (for we also have a village of ceramic houses!).
@TheclaAndTheSeals this is amazing.
@talie On the other hand, they also sometimes hide a completely naked -- except for a loop of colorful ribbon around his waist -- Ken doll (as in Barbie's penis-less boyfriend).
Once I was going through customs and the officer was like "what's this plastic thing in your bag" and I was like "I don't have anything plastic in my bag" and then he pulled out the naked Ken doll and just stared at me while holding it.
My family regularly hides a plastic rat (e.g. the back of my dad's computer desk, near the pedals of my mom's car, in my sister's dresser drawer etc.). This would be funny except it is the exact same size/shape/appearance as the ACTUAL rats that have taken up residence in the garage and may very well try to move inside.
On Horny Jail
Is there a standardized level of horn scale? Need to refer to it...for a friend.
literally everything you guys have posted in the last week has been relevant to, if not wholly encapsulative of*, my interests. this is the sensual cherry on top.
On "The smoke from this plant causes a brief state of euphoria, immediately followed by permanent insanity."
The attention to detail is amazing. The video is 4:20 long, the puns are fantastic, and I feel like I picked up some good growing tips. (I will still not listen to the sitar though.)
#5 made me laugh outloud, and #9 sent me into teary flashbacks from childhood. TOO SOON.