The Mentalist. Not Simon Baker, the actor, but Patrick Jane, the actual character. Worst part: I don't even watch that show. I've seen it like 3x at my parents' house. Yet, now it's part of my (gross) psyche, apparently.
happy to be the 50th person to be like GET THE MIRENA but seriously. The Pill made me crazy from body to brain; what sucked is that I didn't realize for many years that it was literally the Pill doing it and not me, as my dr so kindly suggested, being an "emotional young woman."
Mirena was kind of weird at first, then my body figured it out and I have absolutely never felt better. Immediate symptoms were a huge reduction in PMS-y feelings and my boobs deflating (which was a blessing, not because they were big before, but because they felt swollen and painful every month on the Pill), just a general feeling of clarity. I've already had it for 5 years, which means I gotta get it replaced. Oh, and after 3 years my periods really did fade into just spotting. MIRENA FOREVER.
You know that feeling when you flip through a dictionary or something, and suddenly the letters that start all the words start to look fake and meaningless from seeing them so many times?
Anyway, I finished this article being like, "wait, do I even know what 'blog' means? Do I remember where that word comes from? Did I make up the etymology??" So thanks for short-circuiting my brain.
@Plant Fire Wow, this is crazy informative! Thanks! I will...just continue to dab some extra powder on the tip of my nose, I think! My pores don't seem clogged so much as visible and the rest of my skin is pretty even.
I would have thought Makeup Science would be there to back me up in just making 'em a little less visible. Although I'm with @Jazmine Hughes in that I love clay masks even if, ultimately, I guess they're not doing anything? Whatever, still fun.
I want to buy all of these, and also I need someone to tell me of a product that will reduce the size of the pores on my nose. (Placenta???)
haha, "serves 15" aka serves me 15 times.
@pterodactylish ask not for whom the bell trolls; it trolls for thee.
@bgprincipessa HAHAH. That is such a good idea I might have to borrow it (for we also have a village of ceramic houses!).
@TheclaAndTheSeals this is amazing.
@talie On the other hand, they also sometimes hide a completely naked -- except for a loop of colorful ribbon around his waist -- Ken doll (as in Barbie's penis-less boyfriend).
Once I was going through customs and the officer was like "what's this plastic thing in your bag" and I was like "I don't have anything plastic in my bag" and then he pulled out the naked Ken doll and just stared at me while holding it.