Jazmine, you are the best.
Also loving the single, perfect tag chosen for this article.
@mistersister Dude, watch out! You just typed it and then posted it!! IT'S CONTAGIOUS.
@MarkDagel ...Matt Damon?
This was excellent!
“I dislike Wall-E. Not enough cars.” He never responded.
This whole thing made me laugh/mumble "TOO REAL" under my breath, but this was my favorite part.
I came back to read this again today (or maybe now it is the third time)! Ahhh!
Bleh. Part of me feels that hiding in "just work on being happy with yourself and then a great partner will come along!" is a hint of "anyone who's looking to date and not having any success is obviously unhappy with her life or doing something wrong" which is in no way true. You can be really proud of who you are, Living Your Best Life, and still be annoyed that you can't find a good person to share that best life with!
@Bird_ "HEY GUYS WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE, NORMAL THINGS?? K COOL AS I AM ALSO NORMAL."
unnnnnnnnghhhhhhhhhhhh (continues for ten minutes)