On Help, I'm Addicted to Not Knowing I Was Living the Secret Sex Life of a Teen Vampire Stripper & Tiaras
Man I really do want a cigarette.
@heyad Yeah, this is the only thing I've lied about in my relationship and the poor boy was still horrified. I had to explain the difference between being a nice boy who's had a small handful of long term relationships and a girl who's lived in Brooklyn for 7 years, most of that time single.
But whatever. It really shouldn't matter as long as the number doesn't increase in the relationship.
@SarahP This is also my best explanation as to why. I've actually asked my boyfriend and he's been unable to explain. He doesn't even read in there. But seriously even if you are so extremely backed up, does it really take 20-30 mins to get everything out? Also maybe they are just less efficient wipers so it takes longer? More hair?
What I really want to know is why do men seem to take SO much longer going #2 than women?
I woke up from a dream about things being sold out and l logged in, managed to get a throw & 4 towels. Joined the frantic panic later and ordered a dress and the shower curtain to match my towels. Spent too much, feel like a sucker, and promised myself I wouldn't do this again. OH WELL YAY ZIGZAGS.
@tee me too... wishful(paranoid) thinking?
Think I was in the elevator in my office Midtown Manhattan when it happened. Felt nothing but a moment of discombobulation. So disappointed. :(
@insouciantlover Best idea. Every time I've ever deleted an ex's number, after months of holding on to it, finally feeling like I'm ready to never talk to them ever again, I swear they text that very week. And then further problems emerge when you have recent-ish exes with the same name and you're uncertain which one is texting "wanna make out?" Not that it should matter or anything since you never have ex sex or anything like that ever or anything, anyway.
Okay, I wanted to share my super cute cheap online score of the week, because well it's cute and under $20 and why not. Retro pin-up looking black swimsuit from Lands End's Canvas line for $18.98 total (due to free shipping coupon I found on retailmenot).
the top - http://canvas.landsend.com/pp/SwimEssentialsUnderwireBikiniTop~207082_-1.html?bcc=y&action=order_more&sku_0=::BLA&CM_MERCH=IDX_Sale-_-Women-_-Swim&origin=index
the bottoms - http://canvas.landsend.com/pp/EssentialsHighWaistSwimBottom~207085_-1.html?bcc=y&action=order_more&sku_0=::BLA&CM_MERCH=IDX_Sale-_-Women-_-Swim&origin=index
Also I want that wallpaper.
The perfect penis has teeth...