On Help, I'm Addicted to Not Knowing I Was Living the Secret Sex Life of a Teen Vampire Stripper & Tiaras

Man I really do want a cigarette.

Posted on October 13, 2011 at 1:51 pm 1

On What's in a Number?

@heyad Yeah, this is the only thing I've lied about in my relationship and the poor boy was still horrified. I had to explain the difference between being a nice boy who's had a small handful of long term relationships and a girl who's lived in Brooklyn for 7 years, most of that time single.

But whatever. It really shouldn't matter as long as the number doesn't increase in the relationship.

Posted on October 4, 2011 at 4:42 pm 0

On Drama-Minimization and Bathroom Riddles

@SarahP This is also my best explanation as to why. I've actually asked my boyfriend and he's been unable to explain. He doesn't even read in there. But seriously even if you are so extremely backed up, does it really take 20-30 mins to get everything out? Also maybe they are just less efficient wipers so it takes longer? More hair?

Posted on October 4, 2011 at 3:55 pm 1

On Drama-Minimization and Bathroom Riddles

What I really want to know is why do men seem to take SO much longer going #2 than women?

Posted on October 4, 2011 at 3:16 pm 19

On Would Everyone Please Get Off Target.com?

I woke up from a dream about things being sold out and l logged in, managed to get a throw & 4 towels. Joined the frantic panic later and ordered a dress and the shower curtain to match my towels. Spent too much, feel like a sucker, and promised myself I wouldn't do this again. OH WELL YAY ZIGZAGS.

Posted on September 13, 2011 at 5:32 pm 0

On Earthquake OPEN THREAD

@tee me too... wishful(paranoid) thinking?

Posted on August 23, 2011 at 2:38 pm 0

On Earthquake OPEN THREAD

Think I was in the elevator in my office Midtown Manhattan when it happened. Felt nothing but a moment of discombobulation. So disappointed. :(

Posted on August 23, 2011 at 2:36 pm 0

On How to Get Over Someone

@insouciantlover Best idea. Every time I've ever deleted an ex's number, after months of holding on to it, finally feeling like I'm ready to never talk to them ever again, I swear they text that very week. And then further problems emerge when you have recent-ish exes with the same name and you're uncertain which one is texting "wanna make out?" Not that it should matter or anything since you never have ex sex or anything like that ever or anything, anyway.

Posted on July 6, 2011 at 3:48 pm 2

On Friday Bargain Bin: What to Do With Your Allowance This Week

Okay, I wanted to share my super cute cheap online score of the week, because well it's cute and under $20 and why not. Retro pin-up looking black swimsuit from Lands End's Canvas line for $18.98 total (due to free shipping coupon I found on retailmenot).

the top - http://canvas.landsend.com/pp/SwimEssentialsUnderwireBikiniTop~207082_-1.html?bcc=y&action=order_more&sku_0=::BLA&CM_MERCH=IDX_Sale-_-Women-_-Swim&origin=index

the bottoms - http://canvas.landsend.com/pp/EssentialsHighWaistSwimBottom~207085_-1.html?bcc=y&action=order_more&sku_0=::BLA&CM_MERCH=IDX_Sale-_-Women-_-Swim&origin=index


Also I want that wallpaper.

Posted on July 1, 2011 at 12:08 pm 0

On The Perfect Penis

The perfect penis has teeth...

Posted on June 30, 2011 at 3:47 pm 2