By [sic] on How to Mount a TV When You Have No Boyfriend, No Prospects, and Lack the Shamelessness Required to Ask for Help
Oh for fuck's sake.
Whatever. Breakfast is one of my favorite meals of the day. I like it carb laden, I like it eggy weggy, and I like it fruity. I like it with some bitter coffee. I like it so much, sometimes I eat it for dinner. Breakfast is awesome.
I eat breakfast so that my hanger doesn't turn me into a homicidal maniac.
@leonstj /raises hand, nominates leonstj
@laurel If it were a real small town, though, they would all be the same person.
By Emby on Friday Open Thread
Welp, interview went fantastic last week. Apparently I'll know if I get the job by Tuesday (!!!). It's funny how life likes to goooo soooo slooooow for long stretches, and then every now and again itspdsuprlyfst.
@stuffisthings No, you can buy an "exposuritto" though, which is just an empty bag but it gets your name out there.