Awesome. I can't wait to play all of these lmao
@parallel-lines dude, that totally made me snort-giggle. Hilarious.
Why is THIS *not* what a woman drinking water from a bottle would ALWAYS look like?: http://www.dreamstime.com/woman-drinking-water-thumb4399354.jpg
Wow, what is wrong with these women? They just can't seem to get it! (On a sidenote, what is the point of this? so they don't mess up their lipstick?? LMAO!!)
Other fake books to ask for: "How to Sell Your Beachhouse in Maui," "The Importance of Librarians in this Day and Age of Technology," "How to Meet Other Book Lovers Like Yourself," "The Difficulties of Dating While Filthy Rich and Gorgeous," "I Don't Know Why But I Think Lanyards are Sexy," and "How To Get a Date With [Insert Librarian's Name]."
Nothing beats your How to Ask a Cute Librarian On a Date :)
Love it. More, please.
OMG I think these are sooo sweet!!
@flippinmackeral Not only that, almost *anything* you do or say in response will be "cute" or "hot" to them. No matter what. Seriously. No, seriously.
@rubiksboob dude, I think that, aside from an unfazed, *smiling and friendly* but loud "Fuck yourself," one of the only potentially effective tactics I've heard is pick your nose. LOLOL. Just jam your finger up there recklessly, stare at them and smile. Stand still right in front of them and stare for a minute. HAHA, that would be hilarious!!
Wow... you guys have really thought this through a lot. I almost always just look at them, smile, keep walking and yell, "F*ck yourself!"